what more in me – 1.Gussa 2.pyaar 3.Attitude 4.gud looking 5.style 6.innocence 7.Ego 8.Flirt 9.Nakhre pz reply. fill 4 me by using(yes, no, alot title) Atitud-? selfish-? crazy-? sincere-? cool-? Talktiv-? Samart-? Loving-? Sweet-? rply plz?
Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko PAPA Kehna Bahu:Samajh Gai. Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli:Maa!Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai..
Beta:Papa,Apki Shadi Ho Gayi? Papa:Ha Beta:KisSe? Papa:Bewkuf,Teri Mumy Se Beta:Wah Papa Ghar Me Hi Setting Karli? Teacher: paani ke bina hum kaise marenge? Johny: Mam,paani nahi toh hum swim kaise karenge? aur swim nahi kiya toh doob jayenge na.!! Pappu-Tumhari ankhen kitni haseen he Girl-Chhoro na Pappu-Tumhare bal kitne khubsurat he Grl-Chhoro na Papu-Itni der [...]
Girl-jab tumhe meri yadd ati hai to ium kya karte ho, Boy- mai tumhari favorite ice cream kha leta hu aur tum? Girl- mai GOLO FLALEK PI LETI HU. Maine ek Dr. se puchha- Bacche itne shararti kiyu hote hai, Fantastic jawadb mila: jo cheez banti hi Sharart se wo Sharif kaise ho sakti h? [...]
Santa-Oye putter tere result da ki hoya Putter-papaji is class wich 1 sal aur lagega. Santa-koi gal ni putter tu 3 sal lga pr fail mat hona. santa -Train me yaar raat bhar nind nahi ayi,Upar ki seat mili thi banta-To exchange krna tha santa-Kise karta?Neche ki seat pe koi nahi tha.. SANTA:chal Race lagate [...]
Boy:Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi? Girl:Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi,Par Tumhara Kia Hoga. Wife:Jab main Gana Gati hu to Ap Balcony me kyu chale JateHo Husband:Taki Muhalle wale ye na samjhe ki Mai Tumhara Gala Dabaraha hu. Mom=Kyu ro rahe ho? Son=Dad ne mujhe kissi nahi di. Mom=Tumne unko Table nahi sunaya [...]
Santa=Mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya.. Banta=Fir kya kiya? Santa=Maine kaha Google pe search karlo,mil jaye to download kar lena… santa:Hum patakhe yaha se lenge. Mom:lekin ye to Girls Hostel hai? santa:lekin Papa kehte the ki sab phatake yaha rehte hai… Pappu:Papa Mujh ko baaja dila do. Santa:Nahi tum sab ko tang karo ge [...]
Santa praying:Bhagwanji plz punjab nu amrica di capital bana dita.Plz,plz God:Par kyu yaara? Santa:Qki main exam vich likh aaya si.. Intelligent Santa- Santa:Ye Kela Kitne Ka Hai? Man:1 rs Santa:60ps Me Dega? Man:60ps Me Sirf Chhilka Dunga. Santa:Le 40ps,Sirf Kela DE. Santa-Baba..Mujhe aisa kam batao jaha mujhe kuch na karna pade,Log kare aur mujhe paise [...]
Sardar:ha ji ek ladki se hui h Boss: shadi to ladki se hi hoti h sardar:- naa ji ? Mari bahan ki to ladke se hui he. santa ka Beta-Agr Apko PataChale K Me 1st Div Pass Hua To Apko Kesa Lgega Papa-Me To Khushi Se Pagal Ho Jauga santa -Bas Is DarSe Me Fail [...]
Doctor: Aap ka aur aapki wife ka blood group ek hi hai kya ? Husband: Hoga, Jarur hoga, 25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai, Dipu=Guruji,lambi umar k liye kya karu? Guruji=Shadi karlo Dipu=usse kya umar lambi hogi Guruji=nai lambi lagne lagegi. Tchar-Tumhari Writing Din pe Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi He Pappu-Sir,Wo [...]
