what more in me – 1.Gussa 2.pyaar 3.Attitude 4.gud looking 5.style 6.innocence 7.Ego 8.Flirt 9.Nakhre pz reply. fill 4 me by using(yes, no, alot title) Atitud-? selfish-? crazy-? sincere-? cool-? Talktiv-? Samart-? Loving-? Sweet-? rply plz?
Doctor: Aap ka aur aapki wife ka blood group ek hi hai kya ? Husband: Hoga, Jarur hoga, 25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai, Dipu=Guruji,lambi umar k liye kya karu? Guruji=Shadi karlo Dipu=usse kya umar lambi hogi Guruji=nai lambi lagne lagegi. Tchar-Tumhari Writing Din pe Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi He Pappu-Sir,Wo [...]
1)Saheb Naukrani se Tum Begum se zyada mazaa deti ho.. Naukranii: g saheb lekin saare naukar kehte he ki begum sahiba tum se zyada mazza deti hai. 2) 1 Ladke ne exam sheet par potty krke Teacher k Hath me thama dil Teacher- ye kya? student- sir,Aapne hi kaha tha ki hoo Aa raha hai [...]
Har pal jab tumhari yad ati hai to aisa lagta he har eak pathar tumhar phek kar maru ta ke tumhe bhi pata chale har yad me kitna dard hota hai. . . . . Good morning I Sent u many msgs but i think u r not intrsted in replyin to even a single. [...]
(1) santa – Itne kam marks. Do thappad marne chahiye. sonu- Haan papa chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. . . (2) santa banta ko ek masora deta ha Ladke ne slim si ladki ke pass sms bheja-Chehra tera khas nahi, Haddiyo me teri maas nhi, Pyar kya tujhse khak [...]
banta ke ghar shadi ke 15 year Baad Bacha hua. santa: yar tu udaas ku ha banta: 15 year baad bacha huwa or wo bhi chota sa!
atitude of money.. i met money & said “u r just a piece of paper” Money smiled n said “of course I’M piece of paper. but i have never seen a dustbin in life…”
Ek chidiya KO ek fish se pyar ho Gaya. Fish pani se Bahar Nikal Nahi Sakata, Aur Chidiya pani Me Ja Nahi sakti, BAtawo Dono kaise Milenge? ans — reply pz Laher aati Hai Kinare se Palat Jati Hai, Yaad aati hai dil me Simat jati hai, Dono me jada fark nahi hi , laher [...]
Kisi KO Kisi ki tanhayi maar gayi. Kisi ko kisi ki ruswayi marr gayi, Raaven bhi acchha aadmi tha yaro. Mager use bhi Ram ki lugayi mar gayi? Har raat ek name yaad aata hai. Kabhi subah sham yaad aata hai. Jab sochte hai karie dusri mohabbat ka anjam yaad aata hai. [...]
