JOKES and funny Jokes » joke of the day http://www.jackyjokes.com jokes, joke of the day ,jokes Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:41:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 what more in me http://www.jackyjokes.com/2012/01/27/what-more-in-me/ http://www.jackyjokes.com/2012/01/27/what-more-in-me/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:44:28 +0000 jacky http://www.jackyjokes.com/?p=1131 what more in me –
1.Gussa
2.pyaar
3.Attitude
4.gud looking
5.style
6.innocence
7.Ego
8.Flirt
9.Nakhre
pz reply.

fill 4 me by using(yes, no, alot title)
Atitud-?
selfish-?
crazy-?
sincere-?
cool-?
Talktiv-?
Samart-?
Loving-?
Sweet-?
rply plz?

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blood group ek hi hai kya ?
Husband: Hoga, Jarur hoga,
25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai,

Dipu=Guruji,lambi umar k liye kya karu?
Guruji=Shadi karlo
Dipu=usse kya umar lambi hogi
Guruji=nai lambi lagne lagegi.

Tchar-Tumhari Writing Din pe Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi He
Pappu-Sir,Wo Isliye Kyuki Mere Papa Ki Wish Hai Ki Mai
Bada Ko Kar Doctor Banu.

Sardar:maine aaj railway Walo ko buddhu banaya.
Friend:kaise?
Sardr:maine ticket to kharida lekin train pe nhi gaya.

Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maa ne 3-4 thapad lagaya
Dad: Kya bat ho gayi?
Maa: Kambakht paida hota hi puch raha tha
KITNE AADMI THE.

Teacher:Zinda rehne k
liye kaun si chiz zaruri he?
Pappu Zinda rehne ke liye teri kasam..
Ek mulaqat zaruri he sanam.

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Tum Begum se zyada mazaa deti ho..
Naukranii: g saheb lekin saare naukar
kehte he ki begum sahiba  tum se zyada mazza deti hai.

2) 1 Ladke ne exam sheet par potty krke Teacher k
Hath me thama dil
Teacher- ye kya?
student- sir,Aapne hi kaha tha ki hoo Aa raha hai wahi karo,

3) Teacher- pyar ho jata ha ya fir karna padta h?
Boy -ladki sunder ho or scooty par ho t ho jata h,
badsurat ho r honda city me ho t karna padta h,

4) Wife : aaj mai  towel me thi , aur sasurji aa gaye
Husband:  tumnekay kiya
wife: kuch n ahi kary karti , twel upar karke ghunghat bana diya!!

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pathar tumhar phek kar maru ta ke tumhe bhi pata
chale har yad me kitna dard hota hai.
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Good morning

I Sent u many msgs but i think u r not
intrsted in replyin to even a single.
so i hav deleted ur number
god bye
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sardar send dis to custmer care..

gm

ye zaruri to nahi ki age se jal jaye  insaan
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log to mere style se  b jal jate he

GM

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Do thappad marne chahiye.

sonu-  Haan papa chalo maine us saale master
 ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. . . :-D ;-)

(2)  santa banta ko ek masora deta ha
Ladke ne slim si ladki ke pass sms bheja-Chehra tera khas nahi,
Haddiyo me teri maas nhi,
 Pyar kya tujhse khak kare,

Teri to jine ki bhi aas nhi

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santa: yar tu udaas ku ha

banta: 15 year baad  bacha huwa

or wo bhi chota sa!

]]> http://www.jackyjokes.com/2010/10/19/wo-bhi-chota-sa/feed/ 0 atitude of money.. http://www.jackyjokes.com/2010/10/12/atitude-of-money/ http://www.jackyjokes.com/2010/10/12/atitude-of-money/#comments Tue, 12 Oct 2010 17:58:53 +0000 jacky http://www.jackyjokes.com/?p=442 atitude of money..

i met money & said “u r just a piece of paper”

Money smiled n said “of course I’M piece of paper.

but i have never seen a dustbin in life…”

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Fish pani se Bahar Nikal Nahi Sakata,

Aur Chidiya pani Me Ja Nahi sakti,

BAtawo Dono kaise Milenge?

ans — reply pz

Laher aati Hai Kinare se Palat Jati Hai,

 Yaad aati hai dil me Simat jati hai,

Dono me jada fark nahi hi ,

laher bewaqt aati hai,

aur yaad hur waqt aati hai.

Is Duniya se CHALE JANE KE BAAD

Hum Apko Har ek TAARE Me Nazar Aaya Karege Aap HAR

PAl Koi DUA maag lena AUR DOST HUM HAR pal Aapke Liye Toot Jaya Karenge.

]]> http://www.jackyjokes.com/2010/05/25/really-funny-jokes-2/feed/ 0 Har raat ek name yaad aata hai http://www.jackyjokes.com/2010/03/29/har-raat-ek-name-yaad-aata-hai/ http://www.jackyjokes.com/2010/03/29/har-raat-ek-name-yaad-aata-hai/#comments Mon, 29 Mar 2010 18:15:21 +0000 jacky http://www.jackyjokes.com/2010/03/29/reena-hi-how-are-you/ Kisi KO Kisi ki tanhayi maar gayi. Kisi ko kisi ki ruswayi marr gayi,

Raaven bhi  acchha aadmi tha yaro. Mager use bhi Ram ki lugayi mar gayi?


 

 

Har raat ek name yaad aata hai. Kabhi subah sham yaad aata hai. Jab sochte hai karie dusri mohabbat ka anjam yaad aata hai.


 

Dhoka mila jab pyar me, zindagi me usdas  ho gayi.

Scocha tha duniya chhod denge,,

Lakin kambakht mohhalle me dusri item aa gayi.

Yahi ha upar wale ka kamal

Ek gaya to usri ati ha.to kabhi bhi love me duniya chhodne ka mat sochna dosto.

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