what more in me – 1.Gussa 2.pyaar 3.Attitude 4.gud looking 5.style 6.innocence 7.Ego 8.Flirt 9.Nakhre pz reply. fill 4 me by using(yes, no, alot title) Atitud-? selfish-? crazy-? sincere-? cool-? Talktiv-? Samart-? Loving-? Sweet-? rply plz?
A boy asked to a girl:tum itni khubsurat kyo ho? Girl:mjhe god ne apne hatho se bnaya h. Boy: Too mujhe kya mazduro ko theke par diya tha. Boy-Love oR aRRanGeD MaRRIaGe Me Kya FaRQ HaI? GIRL-Love Me LannD Ka SIze PeHLe HI Pata CHaL Jaata HaI But aRRanGeD Me naseeB aPna aPna. Papa aur [...]
Doctor: Aap ka aur aapki wife ka blood group ek hi hai kya ? Husband: Hoga, Jarur hoga, 25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai, Dipu=Guruji,lambi umar k liye kya karu? Guruji=Shadi karlo Dipu=usse kya umar lambi hogi Guruji=nai lambi lagne lagegi. Tchar-Tumhari Writing Din pe Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi He Pappu-Sir,Wo [...]
1) Bhikhari; saab 1 Rupaya de do . Saheb: kal aana Bhikhari: saala is kal kal ke chakkar me is colony mein mere lakon rupaye fas gya ha. 2)Madam- jisne 1st lesson yad kia wo mere hath pe kis kare. aur 2 lesson wale gal pe. 1 bacha _ madam phir bistar bichha lo.? madam- [...]
1)Saheb Naukrani se Tum Begum se zyada mazaa deti ho.. Naukranii: g saheb lekin saare naukar kehte he ki begum sahiba tum se zyada mazza deti hai. 2) 1 Ladke ne exam sheet par potty krke Teacher k Hath me thama dil Teacher- ye kya? student- sir,Aapne hi kaha tha ki hoo Aa raha hai [...]
(1) santa – Itne kam marks. Do thappad marne chahiye. sonu- Haan papa chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. . . (2) santa banta ko ek masora deta ha Ladke ne slim si ladki ke pass sms bheja-Chehra tera khas nahi, Haddiyo me teri maas nhi, Pyar kya tujhse khak [...]
1 kATRINA : mera purs chori hogaya. KAREENA : cash tha kay? BIPASA : mobile tha kay? PRIYANKA : Creditcard tha kay? kATRINA : Nahi yarr usme singh ka photo tha (2) Sardarni _ sardar ko boli ap hazaron me ek ho ji, Sardar _ ne sardarni ko ek thapad mara [...]
