JOKES and funny Jokes

(1) Bhikhari ne ph kiya – hello taj hotel ,      ha ji 1 pizza p biryani 1 rasmalai Bhej do,      taj- kiske name se bheju sir,    Bhikari- allah ke name pe bhej do. (2)  kID    – apa ager apko pata chale k 1st rank se pass hua to apko kaisa lagega?        [...]

teacher: what is ur father Sonu : lcs in summer & and pcs in winter Teacher: whta’s that Sonu : ice cream seller in summer & pakoda caht seller in winter teacher : which soap us use? monu : sonu soap,sonu paste, sounu brush teacher : is soun an internation company? monu : no, sonu [...]

(1) Boy: i love you . Gril: meri chappal ka size pata hai kay ha Boy: oh ho … propose kiya nahi ki gift maangna bhi suru kar diya (2) 1 Boy girl ka picha kar Raha tha Gril – tumko pata hai piche meri ma Ar rhahi hai Boy- ham to khandani Aashik hai [...]

Boy: i love you . Gril: meri chappal ka size pata hai kay ha Boy: oh ho … propose kiya nahi ki gift maangna bhi suru kar diya 1 Boy girl ka picha kar Raha tha Gril – tumko pata hai piche meri ma Ar rhahi hai Boy- ham to khandani Aashik hai Teri ma [...]

p0lice: car wale ko roka, ye suraksha week hi. Aap belt pehn kar car chala rahe ho , isliye apko Rs. 5000 ka inaam dia jata hai, Apa is inam ka kya karoge? Car Driver: mai is inam se apna driving licence banwaunga . pichhli seat par baiti uski maa boli, lski baat ka yakin [...]

Boy: Uncle Dettol soap hai kay? (naak se ugli nikalte huye): haan Beta hai na Boy: to phir haath dhoke ke “cream roll” de do >>> 3  PAGAL Zoom se Farra ho gaye wo ha unke name ha ravi , anup , nikhil wo ABHI   bcs kar rahe ha unme ravi ha wo jo yammha [...]

Mr. sardar : nevery Drink unboiled water becoz fish do sex in water without condom pass this sms to all you frnds to prevent HIV/ AIDS I ADMI K 20 BACHHE . ek  din uski wife ne pucha- mai kaisi lg rahi hu?  sardar- Rup tera Mastana . pass mere mat Aana. phool koi fir [...]

sardar :         o ek kala bulb dena. shopkeepr:     Bhaisahab kale bulb ka kay karoge? sardar:          0 yarr dopehar me andhera karke sone ka maja hi kuch aur hai..

SARDAR:               Murge kaise diye. MURGAWALA :   80 60 AUR 10 . SARDAR:              10 Ka intna sasta kyun? MURGAWALA :  is ko AIDS hai. SARDAR :              Dedo khana to hai  koi or kuch na karwana ha.

Teacher- Hame  garibon ke Saath me hamesa pyar se pesh aana chahiye. sonu  – o Ab mein samjha ki papa aksar naukrani ko gale kyu lagate hain. Ek bar ki bat ha ek ladka ek ladki ko propssed  karta ha or bolta ha . i love you i can live without  you i can do [...]