what more in me – 1.Gussa 2.pyaar 3.Attitude 4.gud looking 5.style 6.innocence 7.Ego 8.Flirt 9.Nakhre pz reply. fill 4 me by using(yes, no, alot title) Atitud-? selfish-? crazy-? sincere-? cool-? Talktiv-? Samart-? Loving-? Sweet-? rply plz?
Santa Ki Wife Ka Rang Kala Tha Ek Din Red Saree Pehan Ke Pucha:Main Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu? Santa:Jaise Kajal Ki Factory Me Aag Lag Gayi Ho. Santa hotel me khali katori me roti dubo kr kha rha tha Waiter:Ye kaise kha rhe ho? Santa:I’m a Maths teacher.DAAL maine SUPPOSE ki hui he. santa:hum 25 [...]
Santa-Oye putter tere result da ki hoya Putter-papaji is class wich 1 sal aur lagega. Santa-koi gal ni putter tu 3 sal lga pr fail mat hona. santa -Train me yaar raat bhar nind nahi ayi,Upar ki seat mili thi banta-To exchange krna tha santa-Kise karta?Neche ki seat pe koi nahi tha.. SANTA:chal Race lagate [...]
Boy:Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi? Girl:Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi,Par Tumhara Kia Hoga. Wife:Jab main Gana Gati hu to Ap Balcony me kyu chale JateHo Husband:Taki Muhalle wale ye na samjhe ki Mai Tumhara Gala Dabaraha hu. Mom=Kyu ro rahe ho? Son=Dad ne mujhe kissi nahi di. Mom=Tumne unko Table nahi sunaya [...]
Santa=Mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya.. Banta=Fir kya kiya? Santa=Maine kaha Google pe search karlo,mil jaye to download kar lena… santa:Hum patakhe yaha se lenge. Mom:lekin ye to Girls Hostel hai? santa:lekin Papa kehte the ki sab phatake yaha rehte hai… Pappu:Papa Mujh ko baaja dila do. Santa:Nahi tum sab ko tang karo ge [...]
Santa praying:Bhagwanji plz punjab nu amrica di capital bana dita.Plz,plz God:Par kyu yaara? Santa:Qki main exam vich likh aaya si.. Intelligent Santa- Santa:Ye Kela Kitne Ka Hai? Man:1 rs Santa:60ps Me Dega? Man:60ps Me Sirf Chhilka Dunga. Santa:Le 40ps,Sirf Kela DE. Santa-Baba..Mujhe aisa kam batao jaha mujhe kuch na karna pade,Log kare aur mujhe paise [...]
Doctor: Aap ka aur aapki wife ka blood group ek hi hai kya ? Husband: Hoga, Jarur hoga, 25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai, Dipu=Guruji,lambi umar k liye kya karu? Guruji=Shadi karlo Dipu=usse kya umar lambi hogi Guruji=nai lambi lagne lagegi. Tchar-Tumhari Writing Din pe Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi He Pappu-Sir,Wo [...]
(1) Santa: Yaar Ans paper par sabse pehle kya likhu? Banta: Yhi kiIS PAPER PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HE JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH NAHI HAI (2) Santa Akela Helicoptr Sikh RahaTha Achanak Helicoptr Niche aa Gira Pailot:Kya Hua Santa:Upar Thand Lag Raha Tha,Isliye Pankha Band Kar Dia (3) Girl: Aajtak Tumne [...]
(1) Pappu cycle ke break hath me lekar nach raha tha. Dipu-ye kya kar rahe ho… pappu-oye dikh nahi raha “BREAK DANCE” (2) Customer: Kab se wait kar rha hu,khana abhi tak taiyar nahi hua? Waiter: Sir Khana to 3 din pehle se taiyar hai. Bus GARAM ho raha hai…!!! (3) Premi: Mujhe Mehanti, Saadgi [...]
Master ji apne student se bole koi ashiqi wala sher sunao, Studt-Mota marta moti pe, Bhukha marta roti pe, Master ji ki do beti hai, pr mai marta hu jyoti pe..
