JOKES and funny Jokes » jokes of the day http://www.jackyjokes.com jokes, joke of the day ,jokes Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:41:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 what more in me http://www.jackyjokes.com/2012/01/27/what-more-in-me/ http://www.jackyjokes.com/2012/01/27/what-more-in-me/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:44:28 +0000 jacky http://www.jackyjokes.com/?p=1131 what more in me –
1.Gussa
2.pyaar
3.Attitude
4.gud looking
5.style
6.innocence
7.Ego
8.Flirt
9.Nakhre
pz reply.

fill 4 me by using(yes, no, alot title)
Atitud-?
selfish-?
crazy-?
sincere-?
cool-?
Talktiv-?
Samart-?
Loving-?
Sweet-?
rply plz?

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Ek Din Red Saree Pehan Ke Pucha:Main Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu?
Santa:Jaise Kajal Ki Factory Me Aag Lag Gayi Ho.

Santa hotel me khali katori me roti dubo kr kha rha tha
Waiter:Ye kaise kha rhe ho?
Santa:I’m a Maths teacher.DAAL maine SUPPOSE ki hui he.

santa:hum 25 bhai behan hai.
banta:kya aap ke ghar family planning wale nahi aate??
santa:aaye the par school samajh k vapas chale gaye.!!

SANTA Ne god Se Pucha-
Kya Mai Agle Janam Me
Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?
God Ne Jawab Diya-
Aap is suvidha ka labh pehle hi le chuke hai..

Santa-Kal tum cycle ko hath me lekar kyu bhag rahe the?
Banta-Yaar kal mein bahut jaldi me tha,
isliye cycle pe baithne ka time nahi tha.

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Putter-papaji is class wich 1 sal aur lagega.
Santa-koi gal ni putter tu 3 sal lga pr fail mat hona.

santa -Train me yaar raat bhar nind nahi ayi,Upar ki seat mili thi
banta-To exchange krna tha
santa-Kise karta?Neche ki seat pe koi nahi tha..

SANTA:chal Race lagate hE jo hara wo 1000 Rs dega
BANTA:thik hE pr muZe rasta nhi pta
SaNTa:Bas tu mere Piche Piche rhna
BANTA:ThanX yaar .

Maa-Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kese Aa Gye
Santa-Machar Mara to Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi
Maa-Aisa Q?
Santa-Machar Teacher K Gaal Pr Betha Tha.

Santa schol s rota aya
ma-Q ro rhe ho
G-Sir ne mara
M-Q
G-Wo banta Ko dant rhe the to maine Use Misal Di
Jo “bhonkte” he wo “kat’te”nhi

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Girl:Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi,Par Tumhara Kia Hoga.

Wife:Jab main Gana Gati
hu to Ap Balcony me
kyu chale JateHo
Husband:Taki Muhalle
wale ye na samjhe ki Mai
Tumhara Gala Dabaraha hu.

Mom=Kyu ro rahe ho?
Son=Dad ne mujhe kissi nahi di.
Mom=Tumne unko Table nahi sunaya hoga.
Son=Bazu wali aunty ko kaunse tables aate hai?

Ladka-muje apki beti se shadi karni H
Bap-Teri incom To Us K Toilet Paper B Aford Nhi Kr Sakti
Ladka-Acha!Itni POOTI Krti H To Fir Rhne Do.

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Banta=Fir kya kiya?
Santa=Maine kaha Google pe search karlo,mil jaye to download kar lena…

santa:Hum patakhe yaha se lenge.
Mom:lekin ye to Girls Hostel hai?
santa:lekin Papa kehte the ki sab phatake yaha rehte hai…

Pappu:Papa Mujh ko baaja dila do.
Santa:Nahi tum sab ko tang karo ge
Pappu:Nahi Papa kasam se jab sub so jayenge tab mai bajaunga.

bati-papa 1Ladka Mujhe Bar-Bar
I LOVE U Bol Raha He,Kya Karu?
banta-Beta Usse Shadi Kar Le,
Zindgi Me Agar 2ra Bol de To Mera Nam Badal Dena.

1 Shadi Me Dulhan ka 1st Mangetar b saj K aaya huwa tha
Snta-Ap Dulha he
Usne kha G Nai Me Semi Final Me Out Ho Gya Tha Final Dkhne Aya hu

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God:Par kyu yaara?
Santa:Qki main exam vich likh aaya si..

Intelligent Santa-
Santa:Ye Kela Kitne Ka Hai?
Man:1 rs
Santa:60ps Me Dega?
Man:60ps Me Sirf Chhilka Dunga.
Santa:Le 40ps,Sirf Kela DE.

Santa-Baba..Mujhe aisa kam batao jaha mujhe kuch na karna pade,Log kare aur mujhe paise bhi de.
Baba-Ja beta.
“SULABH SHOCHALAYE” khol De.

Santa-Wada Kr Ki Tu Apni Biwi Ki 1li Kiss Muje Lene Dega.
Banta-Wada,Par Meri 1 Shart He
SANTA-Kya?
BANTA-Shaadi Me Teri Bahan Se karunga.

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blood group ek hi hai kya ?
Husband: Hoga, Jarur hoga,
25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai,

Dipu=Guruji,lambi umar k liye kya karu?
Guruji=Shadi karlo
Dipu=usse kya umar lambi hogi
Guruji=nai lambi lagne lagegi.

Tchar-Tumhari Writing Din pe Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi He
Pappu-Sir,Wo Isliye Kyuki Mere Papa Ki Wish Hai Ki Mai
Bada Ko Kar Doctor Banu.

Sardar:maine aaj railway Walo ko buddhu banaya.
Friend:kaise?
Sardr:maine ticket to kharida lekin train pe nhi gaya.

Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maa ne 3-4 thapad lagaya
Dad: Kya bat ho gayi?
Maa: Kambakht paida hota hi puch raha tha
KITNE AADMI THE.

Teacher:Zinda rehne k
liye kaun si chiz zaruri he?
Pappu Zinda rehne ke liye teri kasam..
Ek mulaqat zaruri he sanam.

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Banta: Yhi kiIS PAPER PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HE JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH NAHI HAI

(2) Santa Akela Helicoptr Sikh RahaTha
Achanak Helicoptr Niche aa Gira
Pailot:Kya Hua
Santa:Upar Thand Lag Raha Tha,Isliye Pankha Band Kar Dia

(3) Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Muje
Santa: Nahi.
Girl: Q Nahi?
Santa: Bade-Budhe Kah Gae He Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye.

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Dipu-ye kya kar rahe ho…
pappu-oye dikh nahi raha “BREAK DANCE”

(2) Customer: Kab se wait kar rha hu,khana abhi tak taiyar nahi hua?
Waiter: Sir Khana to 3 din pehle se taiyar hai. Bus GARAM ho raha hai…!!!

(3) Premi: Mujhe Mehanti, Saadgi Se Rehne Wale,
Aagayakari Aur Ghar Sanwar Kr Rkhne Wali LdkiChahiye
Girl:Mere Ghar Aake Mere Naukrani Ko Le Ja

(4) Ek admi kabar par betha tha,
Musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
Admi:darne ki kya bat hai???
ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya

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Studt-Mota marta moti pe,
Bhukha marta roti pe,
Master ji ki do beti hai,
pr mai marta hu jyoti pe..

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