1) Bhikhari; saab 1 Rupaya de do . Saheb: kal aana Bhikhari: saala is kal kal ke chakkar me is colony mein mere lakon rupaye fas gya ha. 2)Madam- jisne 1st lesson yad kia wo mere hath pe kis kare. aur 2 lesson wale gal pe. 1 bacha _ madam phir bistar bichha lo.? madam- [...]
1)Saheb Naukrani se Tum Begum se zyada mazaa deti ho.. Naukranii: g saheb lekin saare naukar kehte he ki begum sahiba tum se zyada mazza deti hai. 2) 1 Ladke ne exam sheet par potty krke Teacher k Hath me thama dil Teacher- ye kya? student- sir,Aapne hi kaha tha ki hoo Aa raha hai [...]
1) Beta: papa ye sms kise kahte hai or ye kiske kam aate hai/ Papa: beta ya vip log bhejte ha or kanjoos logo k padhne ka kaam aata hai. 2) “MAA-BAAP” ki 1 Dua zindgi bana degi, Khud Royegi mgar Apko has Degi, Kbhi Bhula kr b maa ko na RULANA,1 Chhoti si bund [...]
(1) santa batna se yar mujko meri gf ko dikhna ha ki me use bhut pyar karta hu me kay karu banta Log kahate hai ki pyar itna bhi mat karo ki girlfriend sar par sawar ho jaye, Hum kehte hai ki pyar itna karo, ki girlfriend ki frnd bhi apke sath faraar ho jaye. [...]
(1) santa – Itne kam marks. Do thappad marne chahiye. sonu- Haan papa chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. . . (2) santa banta ko ek masora deta ha Ladke ne slim si ladki ke pass sms bheja-Chehra tera khas nahi, Haddiyo me teri maas nhi, Pyar kya tujhse khak [...]
(1) santa -Mere brithday par mujhe bike doge na? banta -Ofcourse yarr bajaj bikes, ya fir honda ki santa -khush hokar bola tumari marzi. banta -magar ye btao bike MOBILE par du ya LANDLINE par. (2) banta ne 1 bar ek raha chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha- aapne pehchana mujh ko? Ladki – nahi.. banta [...]
(1) santa say banta 1 ladke ko kya chaiyee 1 ladki jo pyaar kare 1 ladki jo usey dil sey chahey 1 ladki jo jindgi bhar sath dey aur teeno ek dusre sey na mile (2) santa : ke bete ka acident hogya doc :- apke bete k 2 nd leg katni padegi santa ne [...]
banta ke ghar shadi ke 15 year Baad Bacha hua. santa: yar tu udaas ku ha banta: 15 year baad bacha huwa or wo bhi chota sa!
Teacher - BLRBAL KON TA? Student - pata nahi . Teacher - padai pe Dhayn do, to pata Chalega, Student – jacky kaun ha Teacher - pata nahi Student - Beti pe dhayn do, to pat Chalega. Teacher : Dhobi ka kutta Na Ghar ka na Ghat ka, Aisa same Muharar Bana ke Bataao. Student [...]
Titanic Dub Raha tha , 1 gore be pucha – zamin yahan se kitni dur he? santa- 2 km ha. gor ne pani me kud gaya or pucha kis taraf? santa- niche ki taraf.
