what more in me – 1.Gussa 2.pyaar 3.Attitude 4.gud looking 5.style 6.innocence 7.Ego 8.Flirt 9.Nakhre pz reply. fill 4 me by using(yes, no, alot title) Atitud-? selfish-? crazy-? sincere-? cool-? Talktiv-? Samart-? Loving-? Sweet-? rply plz?
Santa Ki Wife Ka Rang Kala Tha Ek Din Red Saree Pehan Ke Pucha:Main Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu? Santa:Jaise Kajal Ki Factory Me Aag Lag Gayi Ho. Santa hotel me khali katori me roti dubo kr kha rha tha Waiter:Ye kaise kha rhe ho? Santa:I’m a Maths teacher.DAAL maine SUPPOSE ki hui he. santa:hum 25 [...]
Girl-jab tumhe meri yadd ati hai to ium kya karte ho, Boy- mai tumhari favorite ice cream kha leta hu aur tum? Girl- mai GOLO FLALEK PI LETI HU. Maine ek Dr. se puchha- Bacche itne shararti kiyu hote hai, Fantastic jawadb mila: jo cheez banti hi Sharart se wo Sharif kaise ho sakti h? [...]
Santa-Oye putter tere result da ki hoya Putter-papaji is class wich 1 sal aur lagega. Santa-koi gal ni putter tu 3 sal lga pr fail mat hona. santa -Train me yaar raat bhar nind nahi ayi,Upar ki seat mili thi banta-To exchange krna tha santa-Kise karta?Neche ki seat pe koi nahi tha.. SANTA:chal Race lagate [...]
Boy:Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi? Girl:Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi,Par Tumhara Kia Hoga. Wife:Jab main Gana Gati hu to Ap Balcony me kyu chale JateHo Husband:Taki Muhalle wale ye na samjhe ki Mai Tumhara Gala Dabaraha hu. Mom=Kyu ro rahe ho? Son=Dad ne mujhe kissi nahi di. Mom=Tumne unko Table nahi sunaya [...]
Santa=Mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya.. Banta=Fir kya kiya? Santa=Maine kaha Google pe search karlo,mil jaye to download kar lena… santa:Hum patakhe yaha se lenge. Mom:lekin ye to Girls Hostel hai? santa:lekin Papa kehte the ki sab phatake yaha rehte hai… Pappu:Papa Mujh ko baaja dila do. Santa:Nahi tum sab ko tang karo ge [...]
Santa praying:Bhagwanji plz punjab nu amrica di capital bana dita.Plz,plz God:Par kyu yaara? Santa:Qki main exam vich likh aaya si.. Intelligent Santa- Santa:Ye Kela Kitne Ka Hai? Man:1 rs Santa:60ps Me Dega? Man:60ps Me Sirf Chhilka Dunga. Santa:Le 40ps,Sirf Kela DE. Santa-Baba..Mujhe aisa kam batao jaha mujhe kuch na karna pade,Log kare aur mujhe paise [...]
Doctor: Aap ka aur aapki wife ka blood group ek hi hai kya ? Husband: Hoga, Jarur hoga, 25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai, Dipu=Guruji,lambi umar k liye kya karu? Guruji=Shadi karlo Dipu=usse kya umar lambi hogi Guruji=nai lambi lagne lagegi. Tchar-Tumhari Writing Din pe Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi He Pappu-Sir,Wo [...]
(1) Bus ka driver or conductor so jaye to kya hoga. Agr conductor so jaye to kisi ka ticket nhi kategi or driver so jaye to sab ka ticket kat ja. (2) Wife:Tumhara DosT Galat Ladki Se Shadi Kr Raha He, Tum Usse Rokte Q Nahi? Husband:Q Roku Sale Ko ?Usne Muje Roka Tha Kya. [...]
(1) Santa: Yaar Ans paper par sabse pehle kya likhu? Banta: Yhi kiIS PAPER PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HE JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH NAHI HAI (2) Santa Akela Helicoptr Sikh RahaTha Achanak Helicoptr Niche aa Gira Pailot:Kya Hua Santa:Upar Thand Lag Raha Tha,Isliye Pankha Band Kar Dia (3) Girl: Aajtak Tumne [...]
