(1) Pappu cycle ke break hath me lekar nach raha tha. Dipu-ye kya kar rahe ho… pappu-oye dikh nahi raha “BREAK DANCE” (2) Customer: Kab se wait kar rha hu,khana abhi tak taiyar nahi hua? Waiter: Sir Khana to 3 din pehle se taiyar hai. Bus GARAM ho raha hai…!!! (3) Premi: Mujhe Mehanti, Saadgi [...]
koi Chand Sitaraa he, koi phul se pyara he, Koi khusi ka ishara he, koi Dil ka Sahara he, Jo Dosto Dur Rehkar bi hmara he, wo naam sirf Tumhara he, Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha. saheli: Tumhara Pati gandu hoga..? Aurat:- mera pati kya, mujhe to tumhara pati bhi gandu [...]
Master ji apne student se bole koi ashiqi wala sher sunao, Studt-Mota marta moti pe, Bhukha marta roti pe, Master ji ki do beti hai, pr mai marta hu jyoti pe..
1) Bhikhari; saab 1 Rupaya de do . Saheb: kal aana Bhikhari: saala is kal kal ke chakkar me is colony mein mere lakon rupaye fas gya ha. 2)Madam- jisne 1st lesson yad kia wo mere hath pe kis kare. aur 2 lesson wale gal pe. 1 bacha _ madam phir bistar bichha lo.? madam- [...]
3 Cheeze Zindagi me 1 bar milti h, 1. Ma baap, 2. rup rang, 3. jawaani, 3 cheeze soch samajh kar uthao, 1. kadam , 2. kasam , 3. kalam , 3 cheeze soch kar karo, 1. mohabbat, 2.baat , 3. Faisla, 3 cheeze kisi ka intezar nahi karti, 1. mout, 2. waqt , 3. [...]
Boyfriend rushees home: pack ur bag honey . i,ve won Rs 10 crores in a lttery. Gf: WOW! thailand or Switzerland? BF: WHO Cares? U jst pack ur bag & GET LOST…… Afsos Hota Hai US pal jab apni pasand koi, chura Leta hai, hum khwabo me Dekha karte hai usey. Aur Haqkikat koi aur [...]
1)Saheb Naukrani se Tum Begum se zyada mazaa deti ho.. Naukranii: g saheb lekin saare naukar kehte he ki begum sahiba tum se zyada mazza deti hai. 2) 1 Ladke ne exam sheet par potty krke Teacher k Hath me thama dil Teacher- ye kya? student- sir,Aapne hi kaha tha ki hoo Aa raha hai [...]
1) Beta: papa ye sms kise kahte hai or ye kiske kam aate hai/ Papa: beta ya vip log bhejte ha or kanjoos logo k padhne ka kaam aata hai. 2) “MAA-BAAP” ki 1 Dua zindgi bana degi, Khud Royegi mgar Apko has Degi, Kbhi Bhula kr b maa ko na RULANA,1 Chhoti si bund [...]
Santa- ara kiya hai. Banta- irshad irsahd. santa- arz kiya hai. banta-irshad, Santa- Ghade bevkof nalayak pahle bolne to de. banta- wah-wah wah-wah..! teacher- Apana character saaf rakne k liya har aurat KO maa samjo. Santa- har aurat KO MA SAMJA TO MERE BAAP KA CHARCTR KHARAB HO JAYEGA.
Har pal jab tumhari yad ati hai to aisa lagta he har eak pathar tumhar phek kar maru ta ke tumhe bhi pata chale har yad me kitna dard hota hai. . . . . Good morning I Sent u many msgs but i think u r not intrsted in replyin to even a single. [...]
