1) Bhikhari; saab 1 Rupaya de do . Saheb: kal aana Bhikhari: saala is kal kal ke chakkar me is colony mein mere lakon rupaye fas gya ha. 2)Madam- jisne 1st lesson yad kia wo mere hath pe kis kare. aur 2 lesson wale gal pe. 1 bacha _ madam phir bistar bichha lo.? madam- [...]
(1) santa – Itne kam marks. Do thappad marne chahiye. sonu- Haan papa chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. . . (2) santa banta ko ek masora deta ha Ladke ne slim si ladki ke pass sms bheja-Chehra tera khas nahi, Haddiyo me teri maas nhi, Pyar kya tujhse khak [...]
(1) santa -Mere brithday par mujhe bike doge na? banta -Ofcourse yarr bajaj bikes, ya fir honda ki santa -khush hokar bola tumari marzi. banta -magar ye btao bike MOBILE par du ya LANDLINE par. (2) banta ne 1 bar ek raha chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha- aapne pehchana mujh ko? Ladki – nahi.. banta [...]
banta ke ghar shadi ke 15 year Baad Bacha hua. santa: yar tu udaas ku ha banta: 15 year baad bacha huwa or wo bhi chota sa!
teacher : Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kay kahte h? Student: samajdhar. teacher : aru galti na hone pe b mafi mangne usko kay kahte h? student: BOYFRIEND
atitude of money.. i met money & said “u r just a piece of paper” Money smiled n said “of course I’M piece of paper. but i have never seen a dustbin in life…”
santa : bata mere haat main kitney egs, hey agar batadega to 16 ke 16 egs tere aur bata ye kaha sey aye to murgi bhi teri banta : ” yaar kuch hint dede”
(1) santa : me ek kam karne wala hu, banta : kay kam karne wala ha tu, santa : me saddi karne wala hu, banta : sach me kon ha jiske kismat putne wale ha, santa:ha yarr mere dost ke sis, banta:kon ha wo dost me kay usko janta hu, santa:tu hi to ha wo [...]
College life is like Relience!! ” Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein” Bachelor Life is Like Airtel!! ” Aisi Azadi aur Kahan After Engagement is Like Idea!! ” Jo Badal de aapki Zindgi” After Marrige is like Hutch!! ” Where U go.. network Follows” After Kid is like BSNL!!
santa – tuje swiming ata hai, banta – nahi, santa – tumse to kutta accha jo swiming karta ha, banta – fir tujme or kutta me kay farak ha,
