JOKES and funny Jokes » really funny jokes http://www.jackyjokes.com jokes, joke of the day ,jokes Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:41:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 jokes of the day http://www.jackyjokes.com/2011/02/07/jokes-of-the-day-2/ http://www.jackyjokes.com/2011/02/07/jokes-of-the-day-2/#comments Mon, 07 Feb 2011 17:17:34 +0000 jacky http://www.jackyjokes.com/?p=628 1) Bhikhari; saab 1 Rupaya de do .
Saheb: kal aana
Bhikhari: saala is kal kal ke chakkar me is colony
mein mere lakon rupaye fas gya ha.

2)Madam- jisne 1st lesson yad kia wo mere hath pe kis kare.
aur 2 lesson wale gal pe.
1 bacha _ madam phir bistar bichha
lo.?
madam- Q?
Bacha- mujke puri book yadd hai.

3)Ek conductor ki sadi ho rahi thi.
Jab Dylhan phero ke waqt kske pas Aker baithi vo
bola thoda pas ho k baith ,
ek sawari or baith sakti hai.

4) A lady to another
lady; jab tera divoce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha
aur ab 3 kaise?
She says: woh kabhi kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the .

5) A prengnat lady went to an Astrologer,
Astrloger: When u Deliver a baby’s father will die.
Lady: thank godi my husband is safe!

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Do thappad marne chahiye.

sonu-  Haan papa chalo maine us saale master
 ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. . . :-D ;-)

(2)  santa banta ko ek masora deta ha
Ladke ne slim si ladki ke pass sms bheja-Chehra tera khas nahi,
Haddiyo me teri maas nhi,
 Pyar kya tujhse khak kare,

Teri to jine ki bhi aas nhi

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santa -Mere brithday par mujhe bike doge na?
banta -Ofcourse yarr bajaj bikes, ya fir honda ki
santa -khush hokar bola tumari marzi.
banta -magar ye btao  bike  MOBILE par du ya LANDLINE par.

(2)

banta ne 1 bar ek raha  chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha- aapne pehchana mujh ko?
Ladki – nahi..
banta – mai wahi hu jisko aapne parso bhi nhi pehchana tha..

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santa: yar tu udaas ku ha

banta: 15 year baad  bacha huwa

or wo bhi chota sa!

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Student: samajdhar.

teacher : aru galti na hone pe b mafi mangne usko kay kahte h?

student: BOYFRIEND

]]> http://www.jackyjokes.com/2010/10/19/samajdhar-kon/feed/ 0 atitude of money.. http://www.jackyjokes.com/2010/10/12/atitude-of-money/ http://www.jackyjokes.com/2010/10/12/atitude-of-money/#comments Tue, 12 Oct 2010 17:58:53 +0000 jacky http://www.jackyjokes.com/?p=442 atitude of money..

i met money & said “u r just a piece of paper”

Money smiled n said “of course I’M piece of paper.

but i have never seen a dustbin in life…”

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hey agar  batadega to
16 ke 16  egs tere
aur bata ye kaha sey
aye to murgi bhi teri
banta : ” yaar kuch hint dede”

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banta :  kay kam karne wala ha tu,

santa  :  me saddi karne wala hu,

banta :  sach me kon ha jiske kismat putne wale ha,

santa:ha yarr mere dost ke sis,

banta:kon ha wo dost me kay usko janta hu,

santa:tu hi to ha wo .

(2)   banta  :  me bada hoke doctor banuga,

santa  :  me bada hoke pecent banuga,

banta  :  tu mera majak uda rha ha ,

santa  :  nahi majak to tu kar ha,

banta  :  kese

santa  :   or kinta bada hoga tera to baccha doctor ha

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” Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein”

Bachelor Life is Like Airtel!!

” Aisi Azadi aur Kahan
After Engagement is Like Idea!!

” Jo Badal de aapki Zindgi”

After Marrige is like Hutch!!
” Where U go.. network Follows”

After Kid is like BSNL!!

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banta – nahi,
santa – tumse to kutta accha jo swiming karta ha,
banta – fir tujme or kutta me kay farak ha,

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