JOKES and funny Jokes » santa banta jokes http://www.jackyjokes.com jokes, joke of the day ,jokes Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:41:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 santa banta ke funny jokes http://www.jackyjokes.com/2011/05/04/santa-banta-ke-funny-jokes/ http://www.jackyjokes.com/2011/05/04/santa-banta-ke-funny-jokes/#comments Wed, 04 May 2011 16:39:42 +0000 jacky http://www.jackyjokes.com/?p=768 Santa Ki Wife Ka Rang Kala Tha
Ek Din Red Saree Pehan Ke Pucha:Main Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu?
Santa:Jaise Kajal Ki Factory Me Aag Lag Gayi Ho.

Santa hotel me khali katori me roti dubo kr kha rha tha
Waiter:Ye kaise kha rhe ho?
Santa:I’m a Maths teacher.DAAL maine SUPPOSE ki hui he.

santa:hum 25 bhai behan hai.
banta:kya aap ke ghar family planning wale nahi aate??
santa:aaye the par school samajh k vapas chale gaye.!!

SANTA Ne god Se Pucha-
Kya Mai Agle Janam Me
Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?
God Ne Jawab Diya-
Aap is suvidha ka labh pehle hi le chuke hai..

Santa-Kal tum cycle ko hath me lekar kyu bhag rahe the?
Banta-Yaar kal mein bahut jaldi me tha,
isliye cycle pe baithne ka time nahi tha.

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Banta=Fir kya kiya?
Santa=Maine kaha Google pe search karlo,mil jaye to download kar lena…

santa:Hum patakhe yaha se lenge.
Mom:lekin ye to Girls Hostel hai?
santa:lekin Papa kehte the ki sab phatake yaha rehte hai…

Pappu:Papa Mujh ko baaja dila do.
Santa:Nahi tum sab ko tang karo ge
Pappu:Nahi Papa kasam se jab sub so jayenge tab mai bajaunga.

bati-papa 1Ladka Mujhe Bar-Bar
I LOVE U Bol Raha He,Kya Karu?
banta-Beta Usse Shadi Kar Le,
Zindgi Me Agar 2ra Bol de To Mera Nam Badal Dena.

1 Shadi Me Dulhan ka 1st Mangetar b saj K aaya huwa tha
Snta-Ap Dulha he
Usne kha G Nai Me Semi Final Me Out Ho Gya Tha Final Dkhne Aya hu

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Girl:mjhe god ne apne hatho se bnaya h.
Boy: Too mujhe kya mazduro ko theke par diya tha.

Boy-Love oR aRRanGeD MaRRIaGe Me Kya FaRQ HaI?
GIRL-Love Me LannD Ka SIze PeHLe HI Pata CHaL Jaata HaI
But aRRanGeD Me naseeB aPna aPna.

Papa aur beta ek Hotel me gye
Papa:Waiter,
1 Beer aur 1 Ice-Cream lao.
Beta:Ice-Cream kyu
papa?Aap bhi Beer pijiye na..

BOY: papa aaj meri GIRLFRND ka birthday hai. Use kya du ?
Papa : Dekhne mein kaisi hai??
BOY: Mast hai.
Papa:Mera number de de

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Boss: shadi to ladki se hi hoti h
sardar:- naa ji ? Mari bahan ki to ladke se hui he.

santa ka Beta-Agr Apko PataChale K Me 1st Div Pass Hua
To Apko Kesa Lgega
Papa-Me To Khushi Se Pagal Ho Jauga
santa -Bas Is DarSe Me Fail Ho Gaya.
Santa tum kitne saal se jalebi bana rahe ho,
Halwai 30 saal se,
Santa badi sharm ki baat hai tumse aaj tak jalebi sidhi nahi bani.

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blood group ek hi hai kya ?
Husband: Hoga, Jarur hoga,
25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai,

Dipu=Guruji,lambi umar k liye kya karu?
Guruji=Shadi karlo
Dipu=usse kya umar lambi hogi
Guruji=nai lambi lagne lagegi.

Tchar-Tumhari Writing Din pe Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi He
Pappu-Sir,Wo Isliye Kyuki Mere Papa Ki Wish Hai Ki Mai
Bada Ko Kar Doctor Banu.

Sardar:maine aaj railway Walo ko buddhu banaya.
Friend:kaise?
Sardr:maine ticket to kharida lekin train pe nhi gaya.

Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maa ne 3-4 thapad lagaya
Dad: Kya bat ho gayi?
Maa: Kambakht paida hota hi puch raha tha
KITNE AADMI THE.

Teacher:Zinda rehne k
liye kaun si chiz zaruri he?
Pappu Zinda rehne ke liye teri kasam..
Ek mulaqat zaruri he sanam.

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Banta: Yhi kiIS PAPER PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HE JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH NAHI HAI

(2) Santa Akela Helicoptr Sikh RahaTha
Achanak Helicoptr Niche aa Gira
Pailot:Kya Hua
Santa:Upar Thand Lag Raha Tha,Isliye Pankha Band Kar Dia

(3) Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Muje
Santa: Nahi.
Girl: Q Nahi?
Santa: Bade-Budhe Kah Gae He Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye.

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santa batna se yar mujko meri
gf ko dikhna ha ki me use bhut pyar karta hu me kay karu
banta
Log kahate hai ki pyar itna bhi mat karo ki
girlfriend sar par sawar ho jaye,
Hum kehte hai ki pyar itna karo,
ki girlfriend ki frnd bhi apke sath faraar ho jaye.

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banta ne apni bhabi ko mara.
sabta- itna q mara?
banta- yarr kay karu mai jis – se phi puchat ki tu
kis-se bat kar raha hai, wo kahte  teri bhabhise

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student :- china main

teacher :- wo kaisey
student :- love also no warnty and gaurnty  chaley to chand tak na chale to sham tak.

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santa -Mere brithday par mujhe bike doge na?
banta -Ofcourse yarr bajaj bikes, ya fir honda ki
santa -khush hokar bola tumari marzi.
banta -magar ye btao  bike  MOBILE par du ya LANDLINE par.

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banta ne 1 bar ek raha  chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha- aapne pehchana mujh ko?
Ladki – nahi..
banta – mai wahi hu jisko aapne parso bhi nhi pehchana tha..

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santa say banta

1  ladke ko kya chaiyee

1 ladki jo pyaar kare

1 ladki jo  usey dil sey chahey

1 ladki jo jindgi bhar sath dey

aur teeno ek dusre sey na mile :P

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santa : ke bete ka acident hogya

doc :-  apke bete k 2 nd leg katni padegi

santa ne sir pakad liya

doc:- kya hua

santa :- kaal hi nalayak ko nyi chapal dilwaie thi :)

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