Santa Ki Wife Ka Rang Kala Tha Ek Din Red Saree Pehan Ke Pucha:Main Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu? Santa:Jaise Kajal Ki Factory Me Aag Lag Gayi Ho. Santa hotel me khali katori me roti dubo kr kha rha tha Waiter:Ye kaise kha rhe ho? Santa:I’m a Maths teacher.DAAL maine SUPPOSE ki hui he. santa:hum 25 [...]
(1) santa – Itne kam marks. Do thappad marne chahiye. sonu- Haan papa chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. . . (2) santa banta ko ek masora deta ha Ladke ne slim si ladki ke pass sms bheja-Chehra tera khas nahi, Haddiyo me teri maas nhi, Pyar kya tujhse khak [...]
(1) santa say banta 1 ladke ko kya chaiyee 1 ladki jo pyaar kare 1 ladki jo usey dil sey chahey 1 ladki jo jindgi bhar sath dey aur teeno ek dusre sey na mile (2) santa : ke bete ka acident hogya doc :- apke bete k 2 nd leg katni padegi santa ne [...]
Teacher – baccho kal kay ap ko pata ha. Student- nahi kay ha teacher. Teacher- me unko puch ke batati hu . student- teacher ya love kay hota Teacher- love ayne pyar hota ha student- ya pyar kese hota ha teacher- ya to nahi pata kese hota ha par jo bhi hota ha suna ha [...]
banta ke ghar shadi ke 15 year Baad Bacha hua. santa: yar tu udaas ku ha banta: 15 year baad bacha huwa or wo bhi chota sa!
(1) santa : me ek kam karne wala hu, banta : kay kam karne wala ha tu, santa : me saddi karne wala hu, banta : sach me kon ha jiske kismat putne wale ha, santa:ha yarr mere dost ke sis, banta:kon ha wo dost me kay usko janta hu, santa:tu hi to ha wo [...]
(1) banta- tum kay kar rahe ho, santa- kuch nahi yar line mar rha hu, banta- kis par, santa- ha wo mere class meet, banta- kay me janta hu usko, santa- ha tu to usko bachpan se janta ha (2) banta- mera beta doctor banega, snata- merri beti doctor banegi, banta- mera beta ENGGERNER baneta, [...]
College life is like Relience!! ” Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein” Bachelor Life is Like Airtel!! ” Aisi Azadi aur Kahan After Engagement is Like Idea!! ” Jo Badal de aapki Zindgi” After Marrige is like Hutch!! ” Where U go.. network Follows” After Kid is like BSNL!!
santa – tuje swiming ata hai, banta – nahi, santa – tumse to kutta accha jo swiming karta ha, banta – fir tujme or kutta me kay farak ha,
(1) College me Lecture chal rha tha , santa achanak uthkar class ke bhar gay, Lecture: ye bhar Q gya? banta : sir usko nind me chalne ki adat hai. (2) 1 ship me 250 log yatra kar rhe the.. Bina ship dube sbi dub gye. Kaise? Ship band ho gye tha aur sare dhaka [...]
