JOKES and funny Jokes » Santa Banta funny jokes http://www.jackyjokes.com jokes, joke of the day ,jokes Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:41:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 santa banta ke funny jokes http://www.jackyjokes.com/2011/05/04/santa-banta-ke-funny-jokes/ http://www.jackyjokes.com/2011/05/04/santa-banta-ke-funny-jokes/#comments Wed, 04 May 2011 16:39:42 +0000 jacky http://www.jackyjokes.com/?p=768 Santa Ki Wife Ka Rang Kala Tha
Ek Din Red Saree Pehan Ke Pucha:Main Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu?
Santa:Jaise Kajal Ki Factory Me Aag Lag Gayi Ho.

Santa hotel me khali katori me roti dubo kr kha rha tha
Waiter:Ye kaise kha rhe ho?
Santa:I’m a Maths teacher.DAAL maine SUPPOSE ki hui he.

santa:hum 25 bhai behan hai.
banta:kya aap ke ghar family planning wale nahi aate??
santa:aaye the par school samajh k vapas chale gaye.!!

SANTA Ne god Se Pucha-
Kya Mai Agle Janam Me
Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?
God Ne Jawab Diya-
Aap is suvidha ka labh pehle hi le chuke hai..

Santa-Kal tum cycle ko hath me lekar kyu bhag rahe the?
Banta-Yaar kal mein bahut jaldi me tha,
isliye cycle pe baithne ka time nahi tha.

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Do thappad marne chahiye.

sonu-  Haan papa chalo maine us saale master
 ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. . . :-D ;-)

(2)  santa banta ko ek masora deta ha
Ladke ne slim si ladki ke pass sms bheja-Chehra tera khas nahi,
Haddiyo me teri maas nhi,
 Pyar kya tujhse khak kare,

Teri to jine ki bhi aas nhi

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santa say banta

1  ladke ko kya chaiyee

1 ladki jo pyaar kare

1 ladki jo  usey dil sey chahey

1 ladki jo jindgi bhar sath dey

aur teeno ek dusre sey na mile :P

(2)

santa : ke bete ka acident hogya

doc :-  apke bete k 2 nd leg katni padegi

santa ne sir pakad liya

doc:- kya hua

santa :- kaal hi nalayak ko nyi chapal dilwaie thi :)

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Student- nahi kay ha teacher.

Teacher- me unko puch ke batati hu .

student- teacher ya love kay hota

Teacher- love ayne pyar hota ha

student- ya pyar kese hota ha

teacher- ya to nahi pata kese hota ha par jo bhi hota ha suna ha accha hota ha

student- teacher me ap ko bata hu  kese hota ap ki beti ko puch lo kese hota

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santa: yar tu udaas ku ha

banta: 15 year baad  bacha huwa

or wo bhi chota sa!

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banta :  kay kam karne wala ha tu,

santa  :  me saddi karne wala hu,

banta :  sach me kon ha jiske kismat putne wale ha,

santa:ha yarr mere dost ke sis,

banta:kon ha wo dost me kay usko janta hu,

santa:tu hi to ha wo .

(2)   banta  :  me bada hoke doctor banuga,

santa  :  me bada hoke pecent banuga,

banta  :  tu mera majak uda rha ha ,

santa  :  nahi majak to tu kar ha,

banta  :  kese

santa  :   or kinta bada hoga tera to baccha doctor ha

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santa- kuch nahi yar line mar rha hu,

banta- kis par,

santa- ha wo mere class meet,

banta- kay me janta hu usko,

santa- ha tu to usko bachpan se janta ha
(2) banta- mera beta doctor banega,

snata- merri  beti doctor banegi,

banta- mera beta ENGGERNER baneta,

sabta- meri beati bhi ENGGERNER banegi

banta- mera beata chor banega,

santa- meri beti police banei,

banta- esa ku,

santa- tabhi to dono milege na.

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” Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein”

Bachelor Life is Like Airtel!!

” Aisi Azadi aur Kahan
After Engagement is Like Idea!!

” Jo Badal de aapki Zindgi”

After Marrige is like Hutch!!
” Where U go.. network Follows”

After Kid is like BSNL!!

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banta – nahi,
santa – tumse to kutta accha jo swiming karta ha,
banta – fir tujme or kutta me kay farak ha,

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santa achanak uthkar class ke bhar gay,

Lecture: ye bhar Q  gya?

banta  : sir usko nind me chalne ki adat hai.

(2)      1 ship me 250 log yatra kar rhe the..

Bina ship dube sbi dub gye.

Kaise?

Ship band ho gye tha aur sare dhaka dene k liye utar gaye.

kuki usme unka sardar santa or banta the.

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