(1)Santa-Wo Ladki kitni sundar hai ! Banta-Mujhe uska nam pta hai. Santa-wo kese. Banta-Wo bank me kaam karti hai uske counter pe likha tha “CHAALU KHATA” (2)Santa:Tum Bike Itni Fast Kyun Chala Rahe Ho? Banta: Ye Khat Urgent Pohchana He Santa: Kha? Banta: Addres Padhne Ka Time Nahi Hai. (3)Santa-Bagiche K Paudon Me Paani Dal [...]
1) Bhikhari; saab 1 Rupaya de do . Saheb: kal aana Bhikhari: saala is kal kal ke chakkar me is colony mein mere lakon rupaye fas gya ha. 2)Madam- jisne 1st lesson yad kia wo mere hath pe kis kare. aur 2 lesson wale gal pe. 1 bacha _ madam phir bistar bichha lo.? madam- [...]
(1) santa -Mere brithday par mujhe bike doge na? banta -Ofcourse yarr bajaj bikes, ya fir honda ki santa -khush hokar bola tumari marzi. banta -magar ye btao bike MOBILE par du ya LANDLINE par. (2) banta ne 1 bar ek raha chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha- aapne pehchana mujh ko? Ladki – nahi.. banta [...]
banta ke ghar shadi ke 15 year Baad Bacha hua. santa: yar tu udaas ku ha banta: 15 year baad bacha huwa or wo bhi chota sa!
santa : bata mere haat main kitney egs, hey agar batadega to 16 ke 16 egs tere aur bata ye kaha sey aye to murgi bhi teri banta : ” yaar kuch hint dede”
(1) santa : me ek kam karne wala hu, banta : kay kam karne wala ha tu, santa : me saddi karne wala hu, banta : sach me kon ha jiske kismat putne wale ha, santa:ha yarr mere dost ke sis, banta:kon ha wo dost me kay usko janta hu, santa:tu hi to ha wo [...]
Teacher - BLRBAL KON TA? Student - pata nahi . Teacher - padai pe Dhayn do, to pata Chalega, Student – jacky kaun ha Teacher - pata nahi Student - Beti pe dhayn do, to pat Chalega. Teacher : Dhobi ka kutta Na Ghar ka na Ghat ka, Aisa same Muharar Bana ke Bataao. Student [...]
College life is like Relience!! ” Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein” Bachelor Life is Like Airtel!! ” Aisi Azadi aur Kahan After Engagement is Like Idea!! ” Jo Badal de aapki Zindgi” After Marrige is like Hutch!! ” Where U go.. network Follows” After Kid is like BSNL!!
(1) College me Lecture chal rha tha , santa achanak uthkar class ke bhar gay, Lecture: ye bhar Q gya? banta : sir usko nind me chalne ki adat hai. (2) 1 ship me 250 log yatra kar rhe the.. Bina ship dube sbi dub gye. Kaise? Ship band ho gye tha aur sare dhaka [...]
Santa- banta se 1Taraf cowh 1taraf dimag. Tum kay loge? banta:-COW santa:-main hota to dimag leta. banta:-jiske pas jo nahi hota who leta hai.
