JOKES and funny Jokes » santa jokes http://www.jackyjokes.com jokes, joke of the day ,jokes Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:41:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 santa banta funny jokes http://www.jackyjokes.com/2011/04/02/santa-banta-funny-jokes/ http://www.jackyjokes.com/2011/04/02/santa-banta-funny-jokes/#comments Sat, 02 Apr 2011 06:09:14 +0000 jacky http://www.jackyjokes.com/?p=679 (1)Santa-Wo Ladki kitni sundar hai !
Banta-Mujhe uska nam pta hai.
Santa-wo kese.
Banta-Wo bank me kaam karti hai uske counter pe likha tha
“CHAALU KHATA”

(2)Santa:Tum Bike Itni Fast Kyun Chala Rahe Ho?
Banta: Ye Khat Urgent Pohchana He
Santa: Kha?
Banta: Addres Padhne Ka Time Nahi Hai.

(3)Santa-Bagiche K Paudon Me Paani Dal De
Naukar-Sahab Barish Ho Rahi Hai
Santa-Abe To Chhata Lekar Ja.

(4)Santa 1 din new
scooty par aa
raha tha
banta:ye scuty
kaha se le aaya?
Snta:yar raste
me 1 ladki mili
thi,boli kuch bhi le lo;me ye le aya.

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Saheb: kal aana
Bhikhari: saala is kal kal ke chakkar me is colony
mein mere lakon rupaye fas gya ha.

2)Madam- jisne 1st lesson yad kia wo mere hath pe kis kare.
aur 2 lesson wale gal pe.
1 bacha _ madam phir bistar bichha
lo.?
madam- Q?
Bacha- mujke puri book yadd hai.

3)Ek conductor ki sadi ho rahi thi.
Jab Dylhan phero ke waqt kske pas Aker baithi vo
bola thoda pas ho k baith ,
ek sawari or baith sakti hai.

4) A lady to another
lady; jab tera divoce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha
aur ab 3 kaise?
She says: woh kabhi kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the .

5) A prengnat lady went to an Astrologer,
Astrloger: When u Deliver a baby’s father will die.
Lady: thank godi my husband is safe!

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santa -Mere brithday par mujhe bike doge na?
banta -Ofcourse yarr bajaj bikes, ya fir honda ki
santa -khush hokar bola tumari marzi.
banta -magar ye btao  bike  MOBILE par du ya LANDLINE par.

(2)

banta ne 1 bar ek raha  chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha- aapne pehchana mujh ko?
Ladki – nahi..
banta – mai wahi hu jisko aapne parso bhi nhi pehchana tha..

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santa: yar tu udaas ku ha

banta: 15 year baad  bacha huwa

or wo bhi chota sa!

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hey agar  batadega to
16 ke 16  egs tere
aur bata ye kaha sey
aye to murgi bhi teri
banta : ” yaar kuch hint dede”

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banta :  kay kam karne wala ha tu,

santa  :  me saddi karne wala hu,

banta :  sach me kon ha jiske kismat putne wale ha,

santa:ha yarr mere dost ke sis,

banta:kon ha wo dost me kay usko janta hu,

santa:tu hi to ha wo .

(2)   banta  :  me bada hoke doctor banuga,

santa  :  me bada hoke pecent banuga,

banta  :  tu mera majak uda rha ha ,

santa  :  nahi majak to tu kar ha,

banta  :  kese

santa  :   or kinta bada hoga tera to baccha doctor ha

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Student -  pata nahi .
Teacher -  padai pe Dhayn do, to pata Chalega,
Student – jacky  kaun ha
Teacher -  pata nahi
Student -  Beti pe dhayn do, to pat Chalega.

Teacher : Dhobi ka kutta Na Ghar ka na Ghat ka,
Aisa same Muharar Bana ke Bataao.
Student : “—– ka honewala baccha, na india ka na
pakistan ka.

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” Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein”

Bachelor Life is Like Airtel!!

” Aisi Azadi aur Kahan
After Engagement is Like Idea!!

” Jo Badal de aapki Zindgi”

After Marrige is like Hutch!!
” Where U go.. network Follows”

After Kid is like BSNL!!

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santa achanak uthkar class ke bhar gay,

Lecture: ye bhar Q  gya?

banta  : sir usko nind me chalne ki adat hai.

(2)      1 ship me 250 log yatra kar rhe the..

Bina ship dube sbi dub gye.

Kaise?

Ship band ho gye tha aur sare dhaka dene k liye utar gaye.

kuki usme unka sardar santa or banta the.

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1Taraf cowh 1taraf dimag.
Tum kay loge?
banta:-COW
santa:-main hota to dimag leta.
banta:-jiske pas jo nahi hota who leta hai.

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