Santa=Mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya.. Banta=Fir kya kiya? Santa=Maine kaha Google pe search karlo,mil jaye to download kar lena… santa:Hum patakhe yaha se lenge. Mom:lekin ye to Girls Hostel hai? santa:lekin Papa kehte the ki sab phatake yaha rehte hai… Pappu:Papa Mujh ko baaja dila do. Santa:Nahi tum sab ko tang karo ge [...]
(1)Santa-Wo Ladki kitni sundar hai ! Banta-Mujhe uska nam pta hai. Santa-wo kese. Banta-Wo bank me kaam karti hai uske counter pe likha tha “CHAALU KHATA” (2)Santa:Tum Bike Itni Fast Kyun Chala Rahe Ho? Banta: Ye Khat Urgent Pohchana He Santa: Kha? Banta: Addres Padhne Ka Time Nahi Hai. (3)Santa-Bagiche K Paudon Me Paani Dal [...]
(1) santa batna se yar mujko meri gf ko dikhna ha ki me use bhut pyar karta hu me kay karu banta Log kahate hai ki pyar itna bhi mat karo ki girlfriend sar par sawar ho jaye, Hum kehte hai ki pyar itna karo, ki girlfriend ki frnd bhi apke sath faraar ho jaye. [...]
(1) santa -Mere brithday par mujhe bike doge na? banta -Ofcourse yarr bajaj bikes, ya fir honda ki santa -khush hokar bola tumari marzi. banta -magar ye btao bike MOBILE par du ya LANDLINE par. (2) banta ne 1 bar ek raha chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha- aapne pehchana mujh ko? Ladki – nahi.. banta [...]
(1) banta- tum kay kar rahe ho, santa- kuch nahi yar line mar rha hu, banta- kis par, santa- ha wo mere class meet, banta- kay me janta hu usko, santa- ha tu to usko bachpan se janta ha (2) banta- mera beta doctor banega, snata- merri beti doctor banegi, banta- mera beta ENGGERNER baneta, [...]
santa – tuje swiming ata hai, banta – nahi, santa – tumse to kutta accha jo swiming karta ha, banta – fir tujme or kutta me kay farak ha,
(1) College me Lecture chal rha tha , santa achanak uthkar class ke bhar gay, Lecture: ye bhar Q gya? banta : sir usko nind me chalne ki adat hai. (2) 1 ship me 250 log yatra kar rhe the.. Bina ship dube sbi dub gye. Kaise? Ship band ho gye tha aur sare dhaka [...]
Santa- banta se 1Taraf cowh 1taraf dimag. Tum kay loge? banta:-COW santa:-main hota to dimag leta. banta:-jiske pas jo nahi hota who leta hai.
Santa- ne apne dimag ko pani me dubaya. Banta- kay hua yarr? Santa – kuch nahi re sb khte h dimag chlta nahi h, Banta – to pani me q dubaya? Santa- dekhara hu k panchar to nahi hoya ha na . Santa or Banta gumne jar ha the Banta. Santa ham gumne ja rahe [...]
