1) Bhikhari; saab 1 Rupaya de do . Saheb: kal aana Bhikhari: saala is kal kal ke chakkar me is colony mein mere lakon rupaye fas gya ha. 2)Madam- jisne 1st lesson yad kia wo mere hath pe kis kare. aur 2 lesson wale gal pe. 1 bacha _ madam phir bistar bichha lo.? madam- [...]
1) Beta: papa ye sms kise kahte hai or ye kiske kam aate hai/ Papa: beta ya vip log bhejte ha or kanjoos logo k padhne ka kaam aata hai. 2) “MAA-BAAP” ki 1 Dua zindgi bana degi, Khud Royegi mgar Apko has Degi, Kbhi Bhula kr b maa ko na RULANA,1 Chhoti si bund [...]
banta ke ghar shadi ke 15 year Baad Bacha hua. santa: yar tu udaas ku ha banta: 15 year baad bacha huwa or wo bhi chota sa!
santa : bata mere haat main kitney egs, hey agar batadega to 16 ke 16 egs tere aur bata ye kaha sey aye to murgi bhi teri banta : ” yaar kuch hint dede”
santa – ladki se puchta hai, batao bache kaise hote hai, arey sharmao mat batao, Ladki chup banta – arey bewkuf itna bhi nahi pata bacche sararti hote ha. (2) santa : ek salle me kitni Raate hoti hai!!! banta : 10 Raate hoti hai. santa : 10 Raate kaise? banta : 1 shivarrtri, aur [...]
(1) santa : me ek kam karne wala hu, banta : kay kam karne wala ha tu, santa : me saddi karne wala hu, banta : sach me kon ha jiske kismat putne wale ha, santa:ha yarr mere dost ke sis, banta:kon ha wo dost me kay usko janta hu, santa:tu hi to ha wo [...]
(1) Bhikhari ne ph kiya – hello taj hotel , ha ji 1 pizza p biryani 1 rasmalai Bhej do, taj- kiske name se bheju sir, Bhikari- allah ke name pe bhej do. (2) kID – apa ager apko pata chale k 1st rank se pass hua to apko kaisa lagega? [...]
teacher: what is ur father Sonu : lcs in summer & and pcs in winter Teacher: whta’s that Sonu : ice cream seller in summer & pakoda caht seller in winter teacher : which soap us use? monu : sonu soap,sonu paste, sounu brush teacher : is soun an internation company? monu : no, sonu [...]
(1) Boy: i love you . Gril: meri chappal ka size pata hai kay ha Boy: oh ho … propose kiya nahi ki gift maangna bhi suru kar diya (2) 1 Boy girl ka picha kar Raha tha Gril – tumko pata hai piche meri ma Ar rhahi hai Boy- ham to khandani Aashik hai [...]
Boy: i love you . Gril: meri chappal ka size pata hai kay ha Boy: oh ho … propose kiya nahi ki gift maangna bhi suru kar diya 1 Boy girl ka picha kar Raha tha Gril – tumko pata hai piche meri ma Ar rhahi hai Boy- ham to khandani Aashik hai Teri ma [...]
