Doctor: Aap ka aur aapki wife ka blood group ek hi hai kya ? Husband: Hoga, Jarur hoga, 25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai, Dipu=Guruji,lambi umar k liye kya karu? Guruji=Shadi karlo Dipu=usse kya umar lambi hogi Guruji=nai lambi lagne lagegi. Tchar-Tumhari Writing Din pe Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi He Pappu-Sir,Wo [...]
1)Saheb Naukrani se Tum Begum se zyada mazaa deti ho.. Naukranii: g saheb lekin saare naukar kehte he ki begum sahiba tum se zyada mazza deti hai. 2) 1 Ladke ne exam sheet par potty krke Teacher k Hath me thama dil Teacher- ye kya? student- sir,Aapne hi kaha tha ki hoo Aa raha hai [...]
(1) santa batna se yar mujko meri gf ko dikhna ha ki me use bhut pyar karta hu me kay karu banta Log kahate hai ki pyar itna bhi mat karo ki girlfriend sar par sawar ho jaye, Hum kehte hai ki pyar itna karo, ki girlfriend ki frnd bhi apke sath faraar ho jaye. [...]
1 kATRINA : mera purs chori hogaya. KAREENA : cash tha kay? BIPASA : mobile tha kay? PRIYANKA : Creditcard tha kay? kATRINA : Nahi yarr usme singh ka photo tha (2) Sardarni _ sardar ko boli ap hazaron me ek ho ji, Sardar _ ne sardarni ko ek thapad mara [...]
