Doctor: Aap ka aur aapki wife ka blood group ek hi hai kya ? Husband: Hoga, Jarur hoga, 25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai, Dipu=Guruji,lambi umar k liye kya karu? Guruji=Shadi karlo Dipu=usse kya umar lambi hogi Guruji=nai lambi lagne lagegi. Tchar-Tumhari Writing Din pe Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi He Pappu-Sir,Wo [...]
1)Saheb Naukrani se Tum Begum se zyada mazaa deti ho.. Naukranii: g saheb lekin saare naukar kehte he ki begum sahiba tum se zyada mazza deti hai. 2) 1 Ladke ne exam sheet par potty krke Teacher k Hath me thama dil Teacher- ye kya? student- sir,Aapne hi kaha tha ki hoo Aa raha hai [...]
Agar aurat par hath uthaye to zalim, Aurat se pit jaye to buzdil. Aurat ko kisi ke sath dekhkar ladai kare to jelous, Chup rahe tho be-gairet. Ghar se bahar rahe to aawara, Undar rahe to Nakara. Baccho ko dante to zalim, Na dante to laparwah. Aurat ko nokari se roke to sakki mizaaz, Or [...]
(1) santa say banta 1 ladke ko kya chaiyee 1 ladki jo pyaar kare 1 ladki jo usey dil sey chahey 1 ladki jo jindgi bhar sath dey aur teeno ek dusre sey na mile (2) santa : ke bete ka acident hogya doc :- apke bete k 2 nd leg katni padegi santa ne [...]
Titanic Dub Raha tha , 1 gore be pucha – zamin yahan se kitni dur he? santa- 2 km ha. gor ne pani me kud gaya or pucha kis taraf? santa- niche ki taraf.
BOY-Ro Q rahi ho? grill- Mere marks bahut kam aaya he. BOY- Bata kitne Aaye he? gril- Sirf 88% Boy- Khuda k khof se dar Ae zalim. itne me to 2 ladke pass ho jate he .
saas : bhgwan ne tujhey 2 -2 anhen di hai . chawal main sey 2-4 patthar nahi nikal sakti . bahu( man main ) :- sali bhagwan ne 32 daant diye hey 2-4 patthar nahie chaba sakti
Santa- banta se 1Taraf cowh 1taraf dimag. Tum kay loge? banta:-COW santa:-main hota to dimag leta. banta:-jiske pas jo nahi hota who leta hai.
Santa- ne apne dimag ko pani me dubaya. Banta- kay hua yarr? Santa – kuch nahi re sb khte h dimag chlta nahi h, Banta – to pani me q dubaya? Santa- dekhara hu k panchar to nahi hoya ha na . Santa or Banta gumne jar ha the Banta. Santa ham gumne ja rahe [...]
