JOKES and funny Jokes

1) Awaj se pyari ankhe
Ankho se pyari sanse.
Sanse se pyara dil .
Dil se pyari dhadkna ,
Dhadkan se pyare aap
Aur Apse pyare HUM, Q
ki sms humne kiya hai
Aapne Nahi.

2) Kisliye itni saza dete ho?
kabhi karete ho yaad to kabhi
bulad dete ho.
Ajeeb Apki dosti ka silsila Dekha, kabhi
Khushi or kabhi apni yaad me rula Dete ho.

3) Jiye hue lamho ko Zindgi kahte
he..
jo Dil ko sukun De Use khusi
Kahte he..
jike Hone ki Khusi se
Zindagi
mile, Aise Rishte ko hm Dosti khate
he..

4)Meri adhuri kahani lo dastan ban gai..
tune chhua aaj aise main kya se kya ban gai..
Sehme hue sapne mere haule haule angraiye le rahe.
thehre hue lamhe mere nayi nayi gehraiya le rahe.
Zindgi ne pehni hai muskan..
karne lage hai itna karam kyun na jane.
karwat lene lage hai araman fir v hai ankh nam kyun na jane…
o saiyaan…

what more in me –
1.Gussa
2.pyaar
3.Attitude
4.gud looking
5.style
6.innocence
7.Ego
8.Flirt
9.Nakhre
pz reply.

fill 4 me by using(yes, no, alot title)
Atitud-?
selfish-?
crazy-?
sincere-?
cool-?
Talktiv-?
Samart-?
Loving-?
Sweet-?
rply plz?

confusing thing in life joke :s

1. Can u cry undr water?8-|

2. Do fishes ever get thirsty?:s

3. Why dont birds fall of trees when they sleep?/:)

4. Why is it called building when it is already built?:/

5. When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it?=))

6. If money doesnt grow on trees then why do banks have branches?:x

7. why does round pizza come in a square box?:p

8. Why doesnt glue stick 2 its bottle?:>

9. “I Love You” is not a question thn why does it need an answer?:O=)) ! !

-: NOo Naamee :-

only joke

B.f :- me tujhe kab call karu??
G.f:- jab tum chaho tab..
B.f:- kal mene call kiya tha..
G.f:- ha, utni jaldi nai uthti.
B.f:- ha, to me kal 11 baje call karunga..
G.f:- nahi, tab to papa ghar pe hoge..
B.f:- to 3 baje call karuga..
G.f:- nahi, tab to lunch ka time hoga,.
B.f:- to 5 baje..
G.f:- nahi, tab to favrite serial he..
B.f:- to rat ko call karuga..
G.f:- nahi, rat ko sab vapas ghar hote he..
B.f:- to me aakhir call kab karu??
G.f:- jab tum chaho tab.. :/

Teacher : who is ur favorite writer?

Student : your daughter.

Teacher : what ?

Student : yes ! Every week she gives me a nice love letter. ; )

Dil to roya tha khoon kay aansu lekin,
Aankhon ne tere raaz ko ruswa na kiya..

Ek Admi Ka Hont Jala Huwa Tha.
Kisi Ne Poocha Kese Jala?
Admi Bola.
Wife Ko Chorne Station Gaya Tha.
Khushi K Mare Train K Enjine Ko Choom Liya Tha..

(2)
Sardar to doctor: Mujhe ek problem hai
Dr: Kya?
Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt

(3)
Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo,

De ke khushi uske sare gum chura lo,

Pyar karo uski saheli k samne itna ki

Uski saheli bhi aake kahe”JANU” mujhe bi pata lo.

Teacher to Boy – Kal absent kyon the tum ??

Boy – Ma’am, aap ke kehne par, main”The Dirty Picture”dekhne gaya tha.

Teacher – Kya ?? Maine aisa kab kaha tumse ???

Boy – Ma’am, aap hi ne toh kaha tha, Bachcho,
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‘VIDYA’me mann lagaao..!!

Teacher – :/

(2) GiRl:-TeRi mErI, mErI TeRi pReM KaHaNi hAi
MuShKiL2 lAfZo mE Ye bAyAaN Na hO PaYe..
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bOy:- pAgLi tRy tO KaR ShAyAd hO JaYe…. xD

GOOD MORNING FRIENDS.. ^

Teacher student
Teacher: which book has helped u
most in ur
Life ?????
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Student: my father’s cheque book.
MORAL : Har Jaga Facebook nhi
chalta .Facebook ke keerrrroooo……:D

3 impossibilities in the world.
- You cant count your hair.
- You cant wash your eyes with soap.
- You cant breathe when your tongue
is out.
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Now please put your tongue back
inside, you look like a dog..