p0lice: car wale ko roka, ye suraksha week hi.
Aap belt pehn kar car chala rahe ho , isliye
apko Rs. 5000 ka inaam dia jata hai, Apa is inam ka
kya karoge?
Car Driver: mai is inam se apna driving licence
banwaunga .
pichhli seat par baiti uski maa boli, lski baat ka
yakin mat karo. ye sharab pi kar kuch b bole rahata ha .
Boy: Uncle Dettol soap hai kay? (naak se ugli nikalte huye): haan Beta hai na Boy: to phir haath dhoke ke “cream roll” de do >>>
3 PAGAL Zoom se Farra ho gaye wo ha unke name ha ravi , anup , nikhil wo
ABHI bcs kar rahe ha unme ravi ha wo jo yammha le kar gumta ha
or anup jo ha wo gril ke piche
or nikhil ha wo ………… ke piche..
Mr. sardar : nevery Drink unboiled water becoz
fish do
sex in water without condom pass this sms to all you frnds to prevent
HIV/ AIDS
I ADMI K 20 BACHHE .
ek din uski wife ne pucha- mai kaisi lg rahi hu?
sardar- Rup tera Mastana . pass mere mat Aana. phool koi fir se na khil jaye.
sardar ek ldki se bola I LOVE YOU
ab tum mujko bolo
Girl- main abhi ja ke sir ko bolti hun.
sardar- pagal esa mat karna sir ko mat bol unko shadi ho chuki hai or unko ek ladka bhi ha .
sardar : o ek kala bulb dena.
shopkeepr: Bhaisahab kale bulb ka kay karoge?
sardar: 0 yarr dopehar me andhera karke sone ka maja hi kuch aur hai..
SARDAR: Murge kaise diye.
MURGAWALA : 80 60 AUR 10 .
SARDAR: 10 Ka intna sasta kyun?
MURGAWALA : is ko AIDS hai.
SARDAR : Dedo khana to hai koi or kuch na karwana ha.
Teacher- Hame garibon ke Saath me hamesa pyar se pesh aana chahiye.
sonu – o Ab mein samjha ki papa aksar naukrani ko gale kyu lagate hain.
Ek bar ki bat ha ek ladka ek ladki ko propssed karta ha or bolta ha .
i love you i
can live without you
i can do anything 4 you
wo ladki replly karti ha or bloti ha bahiya jara hindi me bolna me samji nahi .
premika: mein ma banne wali hu .
premi : kay bakvas kar rahi ho?
premika: Bakvas nahi , me sach me tumhare baap se shadi karke tumhari maa
banne wali hu .
Principal asked nicket:
why are you late?
all ur classmate cam to d clas on time.
sunil rplied:
” sir Jhund me to kutte aate hai.
Lekin SHER hamesha akela aata hai.
dosto me apne bare me bata hu ap ko
Ladkiyo ki Adda hume pasand nahi ,
Ladkiyo se BAte hume pasand nahi ,
Wo to ANe wale Bachcho ki zid he ke
MUMMY Chahiye Warna hume Shaadi
karna Pasand nahi.
Ek bar ek Admi samosa kane kisi hotal me gaya to usne samose ka odar diya
kuch der bad samosa le kar waiter aya to sardar ne samosa kahan suru hi kya tha ki
uske samose me kisi Ladki ka bal nikla to usne kaha waiter se kha ki isme to ladki ka bal ha
to waiter ne kha sir 5 Rs me kay apko puri ladki niklegi kya.
ek sardar tha wo hames kuch na kcuh new hi karte rahata ha to use ek new swift car li swift car ke piche usne likhwaya ki
SAWAN KO ANE DO wo kahi ja rha tha to rastne me kisi Truck wale ne usko piche se thok diya usme truck walie ki koy
galiti nahi ti koy ki truck par likha tha AYA SAWAN JHOOM KE.
ek sardar raste se ja rha tha to usne dekha ki kuch log Rood par jama ha
to wo unke pass gaya par use kuch dikha nahi to wo jor jor se chilna laga ki ya mera Baap ha mera Baap ha
To use chilata dekha kar sab log side me ho gaye .
sardar ne dekha ki KUTTA MARA THA.
ek sardar U S A ke hotel me Murage Khane gaya lakin uska english accha nahi ta or wo
murge ko english me kay kahte ha wo bhul gaya .
kuch dear bad wha par waiter aya or puchne laga what Do u like to have sir?
to santa ne kha 1 plate Ande ka papa plz.
Ek sardar dusre sardar se – I’M GOING Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai..??
Dusra sardar- Main JA Raha Hoon.
Sardar- Nahi jane dunga pele matlab bata nahi to tumhari kher nahi.
SAnta- Aapne Ghar ka Darwaza Ukad k Kandhe par rakh k ja rha tha
banta- Santa Kithe ja rhe ho.?
Snta:Tala Khulvaane