AMRINDER GILL – MERA DEEWANAPAN LYRICS | Judaa 2 | Dr. Zeus

Mera Deewanapan Song Lyrics from Upcoming Punjabi Album ’JUDAA 2‘, Song Sung by Amrinder Gill and Music Composed by Dr. Zeus, Song Lyrics are cham cham eh varsen ge, meri deed nu tarsen ge ..[2x].

Amrinder Gill – Mera Deewanapan Lyrics | Judaa 2

Album – Judaa 2
Song – Mera Deewanapan || Lyrics
Song Voice by – Amrinder Gill
Music Composed by – Dr. Zeus
Year – 2014

 

Amrinder Gill – Mera Deewanapan Lyrics

cham cham eh varsen ge

meri deed nu tarsen ge ..[2x]

nain tere nain tere naal tarsu ga dil tera

[mera deewana pan tennu karu pagal mere katil

tere naal vaada eh mera..] [2x]

dhup de wangu kanniya de vich rahat ban jaana

nahi shutni jo teri ni o adat ban jaana

dil v dhakdku akh v fadku.. [2x]

jaan jaanii naini paani paun giya yaadan jadd gera

[mera deewana pan tennu karu pagal mere katil

tere naal vaada eh mera.. [2x]

tere naina de vich supna ban ke vas Jaana

Sahan waangu teri dhadkan de vich rach jaana

dil cho kadna sanu chadna.. [2x]

houjo aukha kamm ni soukha

bol je karle gi jera

[mera deewana pan tennu karu pagal mere katil

tere naal vaada eh mera..] {2x}

aape saade kadma de vich dil tu dhar dena

ik din tenu jit ne ina bebbas kar dena

chad ke ariya soun chariya.. [2x]

dhupe paale tu salale roj hi mare gi gera

[mera deewana pan tennu karu pagal mere katil

tere naal vaada eh mera.. [2x]

Mashooqana Song Lyrics | Heartless | Cast & Crew

Mashooqana Song Lyrics Cast & Crew

  • Movie – Heartless | 2014
  • Song – Mashooqana | Lyrics
  • Feature Cast – Adhyayan Suman & Ariana Ayam
  • Song Sung by – Ash King & Arunima Bhattacharya
  • Music Composed by – Vishal Bhardwaj
  • Lyrics Wirtten by – Arafat Mehmood
  • Music on – T-Series
  • Year – 2014

 

Mashooqana Song Lyrics | Heartless

Jab jab tujhe main dekhoon

Lagti tu jannati hai

Jaane yeh tujhse kaisi

Nisbat si ho gayi hai… (x2)

Rubaru tere kyun

Aane ka dhoondhu bahaana

Bakhuda chhod doon

Tu jo kahe to zamaana

Mashooqana, uff tera ye muskurana

Mashooqana, sharma ke nazrein churana

Aisa hua tera asar dil chaahe sirf tujhko pana

Mashukana, uff tera ye muskurana

Mashukana, sharma ke nazrein churana

Bol jaati hain aankhein teri sab bin kahe

Lafz pa kar ke tera dil kaise bas mein rahe

Tujhse milne se pehle bethikana thi main

Ab yeh lagne laga hai bewajah na thi main

Kuchh der to tujhe dekh loon

Maane agar tu bura na…

Mashookana, Uff tera yeh muskurana

Mashookana, Sharma ke nazrein churana

Mashooqaana…

Subah veerana tujh bin

Shab adhoori lage

Zindagi se bhi zyada

Tu zaroori lage

Aise mehfooz kar le

Mujhko aaghosh mein

Umr bhar main na aaun

Phir kabhi hosh mein

Nazdeeqiyaan itni badha do ki rahe faasla na

Mashooqana, Uff tera yeh muskurana

Mashooqana, Sharma ke nazrein churana

Jab jab tujhe main dekhun

Lagti tu jannati hai

Jaane yeh tujhse kaisi

Nisbat si ho gayi hai

Rubaroo tere kyun

Aane ka dhoondhu bahana

Bakhuda chhod doon

Tu jo kahe to zamaana

Mashooqana, Uff tera yeh muskurana

Mashooqana, Sharma ke nazrein churana

Mashooqana…

Ariana…

Mashooqana…

Aashiqui 2 – BHULA DENA Song LYRICS

Aashiqui 2 – BHULA DENA Song LYRICS

Bhula dena mujhe

Hai alvida tujhe

Tujhe jeena hai mere bina

Safar yeh tera, yeh raasta tera

Tujhe jeena hai.. mere bina

Ho teri saari shoharatein

Hai yeh duaa..

Tujhi pe saari rehamatein

Hai yeh duaa..

Tujhe jeena hai mere bina

Bhula dena mujhe

Hai alvida tujhe

Tujhe jeena hai mere bina

Tu hi hai kinaara tera

Tu hi to sahaara tera

Tu hi hai taraana kal ka

Tu hi to fasaana kal ka

Khud pe yaqeen tu karna

Ban.na tu apna khuda… (2x)

Khizaan ki shaam hoon main

Tu hai nayi subah

Tujhe jeena hai mere bina

Tujhe jeena hai mere bina

Khilengi jahaan.. bahaarein sabhi

Mujhe tu wahaan.. paayega

Rahengi jahaan.. humaari wafa

Mujhe tu wahaan.. paayega

Milunga main iss tarah, waada raha

Rahunga sang main sada, waada raha

Tujhe jeena hai mere bina!

Bhula dena mujhe

Hai alvida tujhe

Tujhe jeena hai mere bina

Tujhe jeena hai, haan mere bina

Ladki ki party

Ladki ki party Song Lyrics || Raftaar

Raftaar………………Sach..

Party Londa..Pilayi Chai Thoda

Party Londa..Pilayi Chai Thoda

Ladki Ki Party..Party Me Londa

Sabko Pilayi Chai..Khud piye thoda

Ladki Ki Party..Party Me Londa

Sabko Pilayi Chai..Khud piye thoda

Phone baja wo boli aaja ghar pe mere party hai

Me bola meri baby mere sath me mera saathi hai

Samjhake bhuja ke rakhna saari sehliyo ko

Pehle se hu sorry hone wali ab to saaki hai

Jo Chahu wo palu mere achi badi hai timing

Tujhko Pata Lunga ke najre girane jaisi

Number baby yes papa- Flirting with me no papa

Fir bhi phsa jaati hai meri baat pai has ke.haa..haa..

Ladki Ki Party..Party Me Londa

Sabko Pilayi Chai..Khud piye thoda

Ladki Ki Party..Party Me Londa

Sabko Pilayi Chai..Khud piye thoda

Raftaar tu apni samhal

thoda jyada paani daal

Late to roko madam jee ko

Kardegi ye bada bawal

ik puchi de..badle me mujhse puchi le

Kud Kad Ke Heel tod ke

Fir duji le thodi unchi le

Barada jimmy chu

jo tu mange wo la du

Rah ma Kutta Hu me

Tera Scooby Dooby Doo

aauuuuuuu…aauu…

Scooby Dooby Doo

Kasam Bhawani Katal Janani

Haath Na Aawegi

Koi 101 bawal karo

Yo dhuwa uthawegi…

Na..yo na rukti aaj

Ladki Ki Party..Party Me Londa

Sabko Pilayi Chai..Khud piye thoda

Ladki Ki Party..Party Me Londa

Sabko Pilayi Chai..Khud piye thoda

Ladki ki ghar ki party

Put your hands up everybody

AA jao leke sab saheliyo ko

Bhar ke gaadi

Ladki ki ghar ki party

Put your hands up everybody

AA jao leke sab saheliyo ko

Bhar ke gaadi

Ladki Ki Party..Party Me Londa

Sabko Pilayi Chai..Khud piye thoda

Ladki Ki Party..Party Me Londa

Sabko Pilayi Chai..Khud piye thoda

 

Raftaar – Ladki ki party Song Cast & Crew

Song – Ladki ki party || Lyrics
Singer – Nambardar, Gagz Mehta and Raftaar
Year – 2014Ladki ki Party | Nambardar ft. Raftaar

girlfriend boyfriend jokes.

B.f :- me tujhe kab call karu??
G.f:- jab tum chaho tab..
B.f:- kal mene call kiya tha..
G.f:- ha, utni jaldi nai uthti.
B.f:- ha, to me kal 11 baje call karunga..
G.f:- nahi, tab to papa ghar pe hoge..
B.f:- to 3 baje call karuga..
G.f:- nahi, tab to lunch ka time hoga,.
B.f:- to 5 baje..
G.f:- nahi, tab to favrite serial he..
B.f:- to rat ko call karuga..
G.f:- nahi, rat ko sab vapas ghar hote he..
B.f:- to me aakhir call kab karu??
G.f:- jab tum chaho tab.. :/

onfusing thing in life joke

onfusing thing in life joke

1. Can u cry undr water?8-|

2. Do fishes ever get thirsty?:s

3. Why dont birds fall of trees when they sleep?/:)

4. Why is it called building when it is already built?:/

5. When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it?=))

6. If money doesnt grow on trees then why do banks have branches?:x

7. why does round pizza come in a square box?:p

8. Why doesnt glue stick 2 its bottle?:>

9. “I Love You” is not a question thn why does it need an answer?:O=)) ! !

-: NOo Naamee :-

only joke

teacher and student homework jokes

टीचर और स्‍टूडेंट
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टीचर : होम वर्क क्यों नहीं किया ..?
स्टूडेंट : सर, लाइट नहीं थी … . .
टीचर : तो मोमबत्ती जला लेते ..
स्टूडेंट : सर, माचिस नहीं थी …. . .
टीचर : माचिस क्यों नहीं थी ?
स्टूडेंट : पूजा घर में राखी हुई थी … .
टीचर : तो वहां से ले आते …
स्टूडेंट : नहाया हुआ नहीं था … . .
टीचर : नहाया हुआ क्यों नहीं था ..?
स्टूडेंट : पानी नहीं था सर … . .
टीचर : पानी क्यों नहीं था ..?
स्टूडेंट : सर मोटर नहीं चल रहा था … . .
टीचर : उल्लू के पट्ठे मोटर क्यों नहीं चल रहा था ..??
स्टूडेंट : सर बताया तो …लाइट नहीं थी ….!!

सौ साल आपके लिए क्या हैं

आदमी (भगवान से) : सौ साल आपके लिए क्या हैं ?

भगवान : एक सेकंड। आदमी : एक करोड़ रुपये आपके लिए क्या है ?

भगवान : एक सिक्का। आदमी : मुझे एक सिक्का दे दो।

भगवान : एक सेकंड रूको !

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संता: एक शादी में पहुंचा और काफी देर तक खाना खाता रहा।

बंता (थककर): कब तक खाओगे यार?

संता: क्या करूं, मैं खुद खाते-खाते परेशान हो चुका हूं

बंता: तो फिर खा क्यों रहा है?

संता: कार्ड पर ही तो लिखा था, डिनर- शाम 7 से रात 11 बजे तक…

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एक कैमरामैन स्‍टूडियो में छोटे बच्चे से बोला- बेटा… कैमरे की तरफ देखो, इसमें से कबूतर निकलेगा।

बच्चा – बेवकूफों जैसी बातें मत कर, फोकस अजस्‍ट कर और अच्छी फोटो ले। …फेसबुक पर लगानी है।

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एक बच्चा रोज देर से स्कूल आता था।

एक दिन टीचर ने पूछा : तुम बाकी बच्चों के साथ क्यों नहीं आते?

बच्चा : झुंड में तो गधे आते हैं मैडम, शेर हमेशा अकेला ही आता है!

really funny jokes.

1) Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya…Bad news for you!

2)Girl 2 Swami=Mujhe BHAVISHYA dekhna sikhao?
Swami=Aankhe Band kro Or Gaal aage kro
Grl=Nhi,aap mujhe ki$s kroge
S=Dekha, Dkhne Lagi na BHAVISYA!!

3)patni : aap ne kabhi socha he ki meri

shadi kisi aur ke sath ho gayi hoti to kya hota ?

teacher student jokes

EXAM me fail hone ki wajah kya
hai ?
.
.
1 saal ke 365 din hote he.
.. Roz 8 ghante sone ke Yani
pure
saal ke 122 din
365-122=243
.
. Diwali ; holi etc…aur summer
vacation gino 61 din
243-61=182 din
.
.
Usme 52 sanday. 182-52=130 din.
.
.
Festival ke 40.
Collage festival 15 din
130-55=75 din. .
.
Khane pine nahane ke 3 ghante
ke hisab se 46 din.
75-46=29 din.
. .
Roj ke 1 ghante dosto ke.Uske
15din.
29-15=14 din.
.
. Ab hum 10 din to bimar bhi rahte
he.
14-10=4 din bache.
.
.
T.V dekhne ke 3 din. 4-3=1 din
bacha Yaar
.
.
1 sal me 1 din hi to birthday
aata
hai Ab birth day ke din kon padhe
yaar
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