JOKES and funny Jokes

3 impossibilities in the world.
- You cant count your hair.
- You cant wash your eyes with soap.
- You cant breathe when your tongue
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Now please put your tongue back
inside, you look like a dog..

A Small Love Story
GIRL:
Kiya Main Tumhain Pyari lagti hon ?
BOY: Nahi
GIRL:
Kiya Tum Mere Sath Rehna Chahatey ho ?
BOY: Nahi
GIRL:
Agar Main Mar jaon to Tum Roo gey ?
BOY: Nahi
Larki Bohot Udaas ho gayi Usey Bohot Dukh howa Or Woh Roney lagi
Larkey ne Usey Apne Pas kiya Or Kaha
Tum Pyari Nahi. Bohot Khubsurat ho
Main Tumhare Sath Rehna Nahi. Balkey Jeena Chahata hon
Agar Tumhain Kuch ho gaya to Main Roun ga Nahi.
Mar jaun ga
pagli.

Ruchi Meena

teacher student
Teacher – What is the square root of 63???

student -i dont know…

teacher- you dont know anything, you stupid boy..

Student-I have a question for you mam.. that you can never answer.

Teacher-what a question???

student-why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di??

Teacher:- ……..

Teacher shocks, Student rocks

teacher student gives the best

Teacher Students rocks
Teacher: “Why are you late?
Student: “I`m
late?”
Teacher: “You just missed an entire
period”
Student: “Are you telling me I`m
pregnant?”-

teacher students rocks means if teacher is smart then students are more

Dost hote nahi bhul jaane ke liye,
Zindagi milti hai dost banane ke liye,
Humse dosti rakhyega tho itni khushi denge,
ke waqt hee nahi milega aansu bahane ke liye.

Na karo wo vada jise tum nibha na sako,
Mat chaho use jise tum pa na sako,
Pyar kahan kisi ka pura hota hai,
Pyar ka pehla akshar hi adhura hota hai..

Mere dost kitni parwah karte hai hum aapki,Kash aapko bhi yeh ehsaas ho jaye,Kahi aisa na ho aap hosh mein tab aaye,jab hum maut ki aaghosh main so

Dil ki dhadkan se ahsaas tumhara hota hai,thame koi hath to vo hath tumhara hota hai,chalti hai hawaye to vo pyar tumhara hota hai,mere dost meri har baat mai ab sirf zikar tumhara…

shayri
Me Tod Leta Agar Wo “GULAB” Hoti
Me Jawab Banata Agar Wo SAWAL Hoti
Sab Jante Hai
Me Nasha Nahi Karta Fir Bhi Pi Leta
Agar Wo SHARAB Hoti

shayari
Surat par aapki fida ho kar,
humne aaapki tasvir banwaai hai,
Ghar ko hamare nazar na lage iss liye,
Woh tasvir bahar gate par tangwaai hai…

students Fail why? Let’s look at the whole Year.

Sundays 52 in a year,
Days left 313.

Summer holidays 50,
Days left 263.

8 hrs daily sleep-130 days,
Days left 141.

1 hr daily playing means 15 days,
Days left 126.

2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.
Days left 96.

1 hr talking means 15 days,
Days left 81.

Exams days 35 days,
Days left 46.

Eid & Gov holidays 20,
Days left 26.

Movies, TV at least 25 days,
Days left 1.

That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
How Can Anyone Study On Their B’day ?
so tell should students fail or pass

Santa ek lecture attend karta hai.

lecture ke baad use bhookh

lagti hai. so

he goes to the canteen. canteen

mein gattu ek pav leta hai.

jaise hi woh

pav khane ke liye uthata hai to

dekhta hai ki uski plate mein

“jannat” likha hai.

To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai

ki Santa jiska

lecture attend karke aa raha hai!

, us proffessor ka

naam kya hai???

guess

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The answer is

Ishq Ki Chhaon.

Jinke “Sir” ho “Ishq ki Chhaon”

“Pav” ke neeche “Jannat” hogi….

When You Love .. You Get Hurt..

When you Get Hurt.. You Try To hate..

When You Hate.. … You Try To Forget..

When You Try to Forget.. U Start missing..!

When You Start Missing.. You Fall in Love again…!!

Khwab Tut Kr Bikhre To Haqikt Smjho,
Koi Apna Ruthe To Mohbt Smjho,
Dur Rehkr Jo Yad Aye Use Chaht Smjho,
Jise Chaho Wo Mil Jye To Kismt smjho.

Kinna Pyaar Hai Tere Lyi Mere Dil Vich….
Izhaar Kite Bina Main Reh Sakda Nahi….
Pal Pal Tenu Milan Lyi Marda Reha Haan….
Hun E Judayi Hor Seh Sakda Nahi….
Aaj Na Modi Mere Pyar Di Saugaat Nu….
Hun Main Tenu Paaye Bina Reh Sakda Nah

o geira sang hasdi hai tain hasn de……….
o geira sang vasdi hai tain vasn de…….
hun piche ki reh gey jad sade naalo todgi yaari…….

dilla cheez wegaani te kadi krda daavedaari