(1) Bhikhari ne ph kiya – hello taj hotel ,
ha ji 1 pizza p biryani 1 rasmalai Bhej do,
taj- kiske name se bheju sir,
Bhikari- allah ke name pe bhej do.
(2) kID – apa ager apko pata chale k 1st rank se pass hua to apko kaisa lagega?
PAPA – mai to khusi se pagal ho jaunga
kID - Bus isi Dar se mai FAil ho gaya hu.
teacher: what is ur father
Sonu : lcs in summer & and pcs in winter
Teacher: whta’s that
Sonu : ice cream seller in summer & pakoda caht seller in winter
teacher : which soap us use?
monu : sonu soap,sonu paste, sounu brush
teacher : is soun an internation company?
monu : no, sonu is my room mate.
monu- papa , bachha zyad inteligent hote he ya baap?
father- Baap
monu- papa , phone kisne Banaya?
father- graham beel ne.
monu- uske baap ne q nai banaya?
teacher- tumne Homework nahi kiya…
.. Batao kya saza Du
Student- sir wo jo last chair pe jo ladki Bethi hai.
.. uske saath Bathroom me Bandh kar do….
Banta: Will you marry after i die , wife .
No i will love with my sister .
Wife : will you marry AFTER I DIE,
Banta: no i will also love your sister.
(1) Boy: i love you .
Gril: meri chappal ka size pata hai kay ha
Boy: oh ho …
propose kiya nahi ki gift maangna bhi suru kar diya
(2) 1 Boy girl ka picha kar Raha tha
Gril – tumko pata hai piche meri ma Ar rhahi hai
Boy- ham to khandani Aashik hai
Teri ma ke piche mera papa Bhi Aa rahe hai.
(3) ek ladka phool Lekar Ladki k pass gaya .
Ladki ne use kiss kar liya.
wo GHABRA kar BGAGA to ladki ne puchha – kay huwa?
ladka- GULDASTA lena ja rha hu .
Boy: i love you .
Gril: meri chappal ka size pata hai kay ha
Boy: oh ho …
propose kiya nahi ki gift maangna bhi suru kar diya
1 Boy girl ka picha kar Raha tha
Gril – tumko pata hai piche meri ma Ar rhahi hai
Boy- ham to khandani Aashik hai
Teri ma ke piche mera papa Bhi Aa rahe hai.
ek ladka phool Lekar Ladki k pass gaya .
Ladki ne use kiss kar liya.
wo GHABRA kar BGAGA to ladki ne puchha – kay huw?
ladka- GULDASTA lena ja rha hu .
p0lice: car wale ko roka, ye suraksha week hi.
Aap belt pehn kar car chala rahe ho , isliye
apko Rs. 5000 ka inaam dia jata hai, Apa is inam ka
kya karoge?
Car Driver: mai is inam se apna driving licence
banwaunga .
pichhli seat par baiti uski maa boli, lski baat ka
yakin mat karo. ye sharab pi kar kuch b bole rahata ha .
Boy: Uncle Dettol soap hai kay? (naak se ugli nikalte huye): haan Beta hai na Boy: to phir haath dhoke ke “cream roll” de do >>>
3 PAGAL Zoom se Farra ho gaye wo ha unke name ha ravi , anup , nikhil wo
ABHI bcs kar rahe ha unme ravi ha wo jo yammha le kar gumta ha
or anup jo ha wo gril ke piche
or nikhil ha wo ………… ke piche..
Mr. sardar : nevery Drink unboiled water becoz
fish do
sex in water without condom pass this sms to all you frnds to prevent
HIV/ AIDS
I ADMI K 20 BACHHE .
ek din uski wife ne pucha- mai kaisi lg rahi hu?
sardar- Rup tera Mastana . pass mere mat Aana. phool koi fir se na khil jaye.
sardar ek ldki se bola I LOVE YOU
ab tum mujko bolo
Girl- main abhi ja ke sir ko bolti hun.
sardar- pagal esa mat karna sir ko mat bol unko shadi ho chuki hai or unko ek ladka bhi ha .
sardar : o ek kala bulb dena.
shopkeepr: Bhaisahab kale bulb ka kay karoge?
sardar: 0 yarr dopehar me andhera karke sone ka maja hi kuch aur hai..
SARDAR: Murge kaise diye.
MURGAWALA : 80 60 AUR 10 .
SARDAR: 10 Ka intna sasta kyun?
MURGAWALA : is ko AIDS hai.
SARDAR : Dedo khana to hai koi or kuch na karwana ha.